English transcript

You cannot smoke on board, but don't worry.

If y'all need to smoke, step out on the wing.

If you can light it, we'll let you smoke it.

We're very accommodating here at Spirit.

Very accommodating. Just step right outside.

The rest of you are going to get something for free,

so you didn't think this was going to happen.

The minute they step out, in-flight movie.

Gone with the wind.

Just watch them step on out there.

Okay, flight attendant call button,

this little blue button right here, you push it, it goes ding,

and normally one of us would show up.

Yeah, now, look at the time.

Don't touch that button.

You do not need me at this time.

Y'all need to just go night-night termite,

and when we land in Vegas,

I will let you know.

I will not let you miss it.

Two hours and fifty, five zero minutes,

almost three hours, go to sleep.

If you push this button,

y'all don't get confused, you're on Spirit.

Whatever hand you use to push that button,

you better have a credit card in the other hand.

Don't get confused.

Alright, now you can't break anything on this plane.

Okay, they told you, don't break anything.

Don't disable anything. Let's face it,

if you could pay for something you broke on this baby,

y'all be playing Delta first class.

You wouldn't be here.

So don't break anything.

Alright, no, seriously folks, we will serve you

up until we are on final descent into Vegas,

so party up, have a great time,

do whatever you need to do.

I will leave the lights off for those of you who don't want to party

and want to try to go to sleep,

and you're on a Vegas flight, good luck with that.

Oh my lord.

And we do folks, we apologize for the delay,

we're happy to see you here, welcome aboard.

Thank you, thank you very much.

Next show is tomorrow.