Transcript · Hindi → English

Comedy performance with Kunal Kamra

Bro, is this another mask?

He cut that too, look.

Brothers and sisters!

My dear fellow citizens!

I like that.

At midnight tonight.

There is no need to panic or be afraid. This is the time

Did you get scared? I know that.

I know whether season three is needed or not.

I was thinking

that we are no longer friends.

Not even friends anymore. Now we are

friends.

Yes, now you can ask anything, man.

So, O-O-Odhiji. I know it will get cut

off.

You must get scared too, right?

Or do you not get scared?

Everyone gets scared, my dear. Everyone's throat goes dry too.

They had brought incense sticks to hold.

So, so—what is this gentleman's problem, brother?

Oh, wow, what's the scene

at your tea stall?

My hand is generous too.

Where is this VIP?

Oh, my man!

I'm very, I'm very scared, Modi ji. All this will come

on the internet again.

Look. Habitant will break again.

Look, anything that breaks, my love,

heals even faster than that. You are a real example, my love.

Still alive.

You are still alive.

Mr. Modi, I have a friend. He wants

to talk to you.

I want to give it back.

Kunal. Who is this? Kunal Kamra.

What nonsense!

This is that Kamra who had it torn down, right? Yes. He speaks in Thought Booth.

Do this now. Mr. Kamra, is this real

live?

The rupee has fallen.

But it's all right, brothers. If the rupee has fallen,

I'm the one who will pick it up too.

Nothing like that is going to happen. It's all, get a dog, get a cat, get a Brahmad.

Raise one.

What's with everyone taking up this joke mode?

I am the owner. Kamra, do you do comedy?

Kamra, come on, my friend.

Yes, sir, listen to me now. How did it come to your head just now?

How did it come to your head just now?

Did it come or not?

Brother, I want you to meet one more guy, MC,

MC Stan.

I really love MC Stan, actually.

But why is he sitting here wearing a mask?

Like, what disease is he going to contract?

Sense of humor.

Bro, can we put all this in?

Of course. All right, bro, see you at the cyber cell.

Give it up for Kunal Kamra.

MC Stan, you're so quiet, man. What say, ma'am?

What say, ma'am? All right, my dear.

I'll punch you, bro.

Love you, man, love you.

Love you, my brother.

Okay, man. A big round of applause for Modi ji.

Man.

Thank you so much, sir. We're scoring now. One minute,

One minute, just one minute.

To this day,

I have never

lost

an election.

I've won by the highest margins, brothers and sisters.

If I lose today,

Time and I have been friends for so long.

Personal question, do you want season three or not?

Do you want it or not?

Do you want it or not? I do. I do. That's it, my dear. You can

score now.

Let's start from Mother Delhi. Ten out of ten, brother.

Sir, ten on ten, sir. Ten on ten. It means a lot, Bala.

Thank you so much, sir. Sir, ten on ten. Chandu bhai, my dear.

We can react on the same panel.

Live. Invite me sometime. Okay, sir. Yes, my childhood

friend.

Ten, brother.

Thank you, my dear. I love you so much. So, Rahil bhai, I give you a

ten on ten. What great mimicry, man! What a great one. Thank you so

much. That makes your average ten on ten.

Wow, what a scene!

Just a minute.

You win an AI Plus phone. Thank you very much.

This phone is AI Nova.

After the show, I'll also leave for Goa.

At District too, you'll—

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Original transcript (Hindi)

भाई ये और एक है क्या mask? उसको भी काट दिए लो उसने। भाइयों बहनों! मेरे प्यारे देशवासियों! I like that.

आज रात बारह बजे। घबराने और डरने की जरूरत नहीं है जी। ये समय डर गया क्या? I know that. I know season three चाहिए कि नहीं चाहिए। मैं यह विचार कर रहा था

कि अब हम मित्रों नहीं रहे। मित्र भी नहीं रहे। अब हम friend हैं। Yes, now you can ask anything man. तो ओधी, ओ-ओ-ओढ़ी जी। मुझे पता है cut हो

जाएगा। डर तो तुझे भी लगता होगा ना? लगता होगा कि नहीं लगता होगा? डर सबको लगता है मेरी जान। गला सबका सूखता है। अगरबत्ती पकड़ के लाए थे।

तो, तो- इस सज्जन को क्या तकलीफ है भाई? ओए होए क्या scene है तेरे चाय की टपरी पे। मेरा हाथ भी उदार है। ये, ये, ये विपट कहां है क्या?

Oh my man! मुझे बहुत, मुझे बहुत डर लग रहा है मोदी जी। ये सब आएगा internet पे फिर। देखो। Habitant दोबारा टूटेगा। देखो जो चीज टूटती है ना मेरी जान,

वो उससे भी ज्यादा तेजी से जुड़ जाती है। You are real example मेरी जान। Still alive. You are still alive. मोदी जी, मेरे एक मित्र हैं। वो आपसे बात करना चाहते हैं।

Back देना चाहता हूं मैं। Kunal। Who is this? Kunal Kamra. What nonsense! ये वही Kamra है ना जिसने तुड़वा दिया था। हां। Thot booth में बोलता है। कर लो ये अभी। Kamra जी, is this real

live? रुपया गिर गया। But कोई बात नहीं भाइयों। अगर रुपया गिरा है ना, इसको उठाने वाला भी मैं हूं। ऐसा कुछ नहीं होने वाला है। ये सब कुत्ता पालो, बिल्ली पालो, ब्रह्मद

पालो। ये क्या mode सबका चुकुला उठा लिया। I am the owner. Kamra क्या करता है तू comedy? Kamra come on my friend. हां sir सुनो मेरी बात अभी। अभी सर पे कैसा आया?

अभी सर पे कैसा आया? आया कि नहीं आया? भाई I want you to meet one more guy MC, MC Stan। I really love MC Stan actually.

पर ये यहां पे mask पहन के क्यों बैठा है? Like what is the disease he is going to contract like? Sense of humor। भाई ये सब डाल सकते हैं हम? Of course. ठीक है भाई मिलते हैं फिर cyber cell में।

Give it up for Kunal Kamra. MC Stan बड़े खामोश हो आप यार। क्या बोलते mam? क्या बोलते mam? All right ना मेरी जान। मुक्की भाई तेरे को। Love you यार love you.

Love you मेरे भाई। ठीक है यार। एक बार जोरदार तालियां मोदी जी के लिए यार। Thank you so much sir जी। अभी scoring करते हैं। एक minute, एक minute, एक just one minute.

आज तक। मैं कभी कोई चुनाव नहीं हारा हूं। सर्वोच्च अंकों से जीता हूं भाइयों बहनों।

अगर आज मैं हार गया ना, समय की जो और मेरी दोस्ती इतनी देर से है। Personal question, season three चाहिए कि नहीं चाहिए? चाहिए कि नहीं चाहिए? चाहिए कि नहीं चाहिए? चाहिए, चाहिए। That's it my मेरी जान। You can

score now। Let's start from mother Delhi। Ten out of ten brother। Sir ten on ten sir, ten on ten। It means a lot बाला। Thank you so much sir। Sir ten on ten। चंदू भाई मेरी जान we can react same panel

live। मुझे बुलाना एक बार। ठीक है sir। Yes my childhood friend। Ten ही भाई। Thank you मेरी जान। I love you so much। So Rahil भाई I give you a ten on ten। What a great mimicry यार what a great। Thank you so

much। That makes your average ten on ten। वाह क्या scene है! Just a minute. आप जीते AI plus phone। बहुत-बहुत धन्यवाद। ये phone है AI Nova।

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