Transcript · Portuguese → English
Portuguese → English transcript
I’m making this video here because I’m outraged. I was gonna make
my afternoon coffee, so I made a sandwich, all good, I put turkey
breast, mayo, made my Coke. Then when I went to check, I’d put on mayo, look,
I took a bite of the bread, it tasted like shampoo, man. Then I went to see,
it’s hair mayonnaise, man. Who’s the son of a bitch who makes
hair mayonnaise
and still puts it like this? I bought hair mayonnaise by accident in this shit.
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Original transcript (Portuguese)
Tô fazendo esse vídeo aqui porque eu tô indignado. Eu ia fazer meu café da tarde, e ainda coloca assim? Comprei maionese pra cabelo sem querer nessa porra.
