Transcript · English → Spanish
English → Spanish transcript
Hola, soy Louis Pasteur,
However, I must come clean.
Falsifiqué todo. No podía transmitir la rabia de la forma en que
I could not transmit rabies by how we assumed it spread.
Por eso perforé agujeros en los cráneos
de esos pobres animales y les inyecté una papilla muerta y en descomposición.
No puedo creer que ustedes cayeran en la estafa de la teoría de los gérmenes.
Mentí al respecto para volverme famoso. Y funcionó.
And it worked.
Pero ha llegado el momento de corregir este error.
En mi época, se quemaba carbón en todas partes.
Se usaba arsénico con liberalidad. La gente estaba desnutrida.
Eso es lo que causa la enfermedad.
La verdad es que los virus no existen y las bacterias no causan enfermedades.
Así que no hay necesidad de ninguna vacuna. Eso es solo más veneno
That's just more poison added to the body.
Visit my friend Valzimer 2 on X to learn much more.
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Original transcript (English)
Hello, I am Louis Pasteur, the father of germ theory. However, I must come clean. I faked everything. I could not transmit rabies by how we assumed it spread. That's why I drilled holes in those poor animals' skulls
and injected dead decaying slop. I can't believe you people fell for the germ theory scam. I lied about it to become famous. And it worked. But the time has come to right this wrong.
In my day, coal was burned everywhere. Arsenic was used liberally. People were malnourished. That's what causes illness. Fact is, viruses do not exist and bacteria do not cause disease. So there's no need for any vaccine.
That's just more poison added to the body. Visit my friend Valzimer 2 on X to learn much more.
