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The thrill of victory.

The satisfaction of placing a bet and watching it hit big.

The exhilaration of an upset only you saw coming.

With betting apps right on your phone, it's easier than ever to turn your passion

for sports into cold hard cash.

And with so many games to bet on, you almost can't lose.

But there's a dark side as well.

We all know a friend who struggles with online gambling.

A friend who's on the verge of losing everything; his house, his family, his

entire life.

And now you can bet on exactly how he'll lose it all.

With Rock Bottom Kings. It's the only app

that lets you take prop bets

about how your degenerate gambler friend is finally gonna hit rock bottom.

Will it be goes double or nothing on a random WNBA

game?

Or bets his child's college fund on the coin toss?

And when your friend is desperate for cash,

you can bet on what his lowest moments

will be. Will he take out a life insurance policy

on his own mother?

Will he set up a fake GoFundMe that says he has leukemia?

And what will he sell first? His PS5 or his kidney?

And you can build a parlay about everything that could happen to him.

Divorce, marries rich old widow, arrested for elder fraud, and

fakes his own death but is immediately caught

when he uses an app to gamble.

With Rock Bottom Kings, you'll feel like you're in the game.

The game your friend versus his horrible demons.

But again, addiction is a real problem.

And we take it very seriously.

That's why all these gambling ads are full of cash, gold, fireworks, and

flames exploding everywhere.

'Cause you're not a loser.

Your friend is.

They say the house always wins. Well, now you're the house, and your friend

is probably gonna lose his.

Does it seem a little cruel to bet on your friend's devastating addiction? Sure.

But it's also hilarious.

So however your friend bottoms out, make sure you cash out at

Rock Bottom Kings.

Download Rock Bottom Kings today because gambling is serious.

Seriously awesome.

Rock Bottom Kings. He's the one with the problem.