Arabic → English transcript

One of the funny situations that happened to me in Morocco

Happened to me with a shfar

Shfar means a thief

And theft exists all over the world

I mean, so no philosopher comes out and tells me

“You said you could… how can you call him a shfar?”

No

Theft exists in the whole world

What did this shfar say to me? He came and said, “Hey, my dear

take out that stuff you’ve got on you

or I’ll make you a little problem here, my brother.”

I said, “What, my love? What did I do?”

“There’s no way out of this, it’s war.”

“I’m going to die at your hands, shame on you.”

“You’re a bad kid, used to this.”

I said, “Why? Where are you from?”

I told him, “I’m actually from Palestine.”

He said, “Oh my God!”

“God damn the one who knew you, my dear.

Look,

relax,

and I’ll cover this game for you.”

“I’ll just go hit some other thief and bring my buddies.”