Transcript · Spanish → English
Soccer Goal Attempt Story
And one day, I shoot at the goal from 30 meters, you know?
I shoot at the goal from 30 meters, and he
looks at me and says… Chulo, he says,
Have you ever scored a goal from there?
I say, "No, Diego." "Then why the fuck do you shoot from there?"
End of transcript · 52 words · machine translated
Original transcript (Spanish)
Y un día, pateo el arco de 30 metros, ¿viste? Pateo el arco de 30 metros y me mire y me dice... Chulo, me dice, ¿hiciste alguna vez un gol desde ahí? Le digo, no, Diego, ¿y para qué mierda pateás desde ahí?
