Political Satire and Commentary

I mean, what the fuck do people want from me? Huh?

The Epstein files? Listen, they should be grateful that I'm not

Benjamin Netanyahu, all right? That Indian pilot Bollywood bullshit

story? I'd never sell my people that crap.

Well, what kind of crap would you or have you sold your people?

What, are you fucking kidding me with this?

My ear gets clipped, I pop up, do the whole fight, fight thing.

Countries united like that. Boom.

And the correspondence dinner, Erika Kirk out there crying.

That was me, my idea. That's quality work.

You don't get that every day.

Have you thought about being honest with them instead of

managing what they believe?

Honest?

Let me tell you something, sweetheart.

The last president who was straight with the people got whacked.

You see what I'm getting at? Charlie Kirk gets the urge,

the fucking urge

to open his mouth a little more, and where is he now?

Jared,

what if we leveled with them? Told the people the truth for once.

I'm just saying,

what if we did that?

Donny, with all due respect,

honesty,

that's the last fucking thing you wanna do right now.

Only thing we ought to be thinking about is making a move on the Iranians

and keeping our friends in Israel happy.

Rubio's doing all right on the floor, huh?

You quit fucking looking at me right now, and keep dancing, Marco!

Whoa.