Transcript · Chinese → English
Chinese → English transcript
As everyone knows,
So do you know what kind of heavy stuff might happen if a man cross-
refuses to believe that will carry out this eye- opening test. The young man never
expected that on the very first day someone would want to touch his grandpa’s wife.
Someone tried to flirt under his skirt, and someone gave him pantyhose.
The bro got so scared
On the first day he arrived in India,
He might look a bit ugly, but at least he passes for a female.
He also deliberately talked in a low voice, trying to sound cutesy.
But the bro was convinced he was still somewhat attractive.
If you do not believe it, look, the guy in pink is staring at him without blinking.
It is obvious he is a bit into him. Okay, woman, woman.
Okay woman woman
Now let us grab a cab to a crowded place first.
The guys around him are looking at him with a bit of obsession. These days,
do they not drive you everywhere over there? He soon arrives at the Ganges,
and countless eyes quickly follow him. The guy in the shirt follows,
really wanting to confirm whether the blogger is actually a woman. You are man?
No, I woman. No, you are man. You are not woman, you are man. No, I woman.
No, I woman. No, you are man. You are not woman, you are man. No, I woman.
You are not woman you are man
In the end he thought he was just too ugly and finally gave up following him.
In the end he thought he was just too ugly and finally gave up following him.
The bro, full of confidence, sits by the roadside eating watermelon.
This bearded guy immediately comes over and sits down.
His eyes look like they are about to eat the blogger up.
Right then something outrageous happens.
The guy picks up the blogger’s leftover watermelon and just chomps down on it.
While eating he even praises it as very delicious.
Hey, it fell on the ground, it fell on the ground. It fell on the
ground though? Even more outrageous, without asking,
he takes the blogger’s mosquito patch and sticks it on his own forehead.
Then he just stares at the blogger,
Okay, okay, one. One? Ten?
One? Ten?
One ten No, ten. I know price.
I know price
No, no, no.
No.
Until night falls, the blogger decides to leave. After just a few steps,
a man in yellow becomes interested in him. I am girl. I am girl.
I'm girl
I'm girl
You have no boyfriend? He says you have no boobs. No man comes here.
가슴이 없대
No man come here
The uncle reaches out his hand and directly grabs,
No, no. Not touch. Why? Yeah, women, you can touch You,
No, no. Not touch. Why? Yeah, women, you can touch You,
Why?
Yeah woman in touch
men, no touching Okay After walking around all day with no big accidents,
men, no touching Okay After walking around all day with no big accidents,
一整天走下來並沒有發生大意外 老哥還是完璧之身
the bro was still completely untouched So he decided to continue the challenge the
next day To make himself look prettier and more charming,
And got his hair done and his nails trimmed The bro gave
the makeup artist just one request Make him look like he’s constantly in danger,
that kind of makeup is fine The total price was 1,000 rupees The blogger
that kind of makeup is fine The total price was 1,000 rupees The blogger
was very satisfied He felt he looked totally gorgeous He
was very satisfied He felt he looked totally gorgeous He
headed straight for the liveliest local market to stroll around And hey,
this makeup really did have some effect In just a short hundred meters,
一路走過來才短短百來米就吸引了不少目光
he attracted quite a few looks That made the blogger’s confidence soar He figured
something would definitely happen today Especially all kinds of salespeople swarmed
over to pitch their products More and more people crowded around The blogger got so
over to pitch their products More and more people crowded around The blogger got so
scared he bolted If he didn’t run,
he would have been completely surrounded
Well now, even someone selling stockings followed him Which shows people really
took him for a woman As he wandered around, it got dark He
took him for a woman As he wandered around, it got dark He
walked until he almost had a breakdown He just wanted to sit on the steps
and rest for a bit But a group of kids came up asking him for money Like flies,
and rest for a bit But a group of kids came up asking him for money Like flies,
no matter how he shooed them they wouldn’t leave Forced into a corner,
the bro could only turn it around and ask them for money instead Ten rupee Ten
rupee Asking them for money back, asking in return Money, money
rupee Asking them for money back, asking in return Money, money
Money money
No, nine nine nine No money,
no money After discovering that magic can only be beaten by magic,
no money After discovering that magic can only be beaten by magic,
the bro took off If he couldn’t afford it, he could at least run away, right?
Turns out he really could
not get away Because the kids followed him They were as annoying as you can imagine
要多討厭就有多討厭
Helpless, he finally had to give them money
to shake off some of the pesky kids But there were still a few sticking close by,
refusing to give up The blogger simply chose to ignore them Parched with thirst,
he grabbed some street- style rolled ice cream to cool down
Okay okay okay okay
He did not expect it to actually taste pretty good Meanwhile,
the annoying Indian kids were still pestering him The blogger had to even hand over
博主只能再把冰淇淋也讓出來才擺脫了糾纏
Unexpectedly, after just a few steps,
原來剛剛有小偷拉開了他的背包偷了東西
backpack and stolen something The blogger had not noticed a thing Fortunately,
there was nothing valuable in the bag Fire pan? Yes How much? 40 rupees 40?
there was nothing valuable in the bag Fire pan? Yes How much? 40 rupees 40?
To calm his nerves, he spent 40 rupees on a betel leaf
Ah! No good Sweet Sweet Ah!
Ah! No good Sweet Sweet Ah!
Sweet
Sweet
Ah!
The taste goes without saying Your mouth feels a bit dry after eating it
Go to the next stall for another cup of pure pollution drink to quench your thirst
Go to the next stall for another cup of pure pollution drink to quench your thirst
No good The taste is hard to describe The blogger only took two sips before
味道一言難盡
throwing it away Back to the topic This young guy
throwing it away Back to the topic This young guy
walked from morning till night And really did not encounter any harassment Which
walked from morning till night And really did not encounter any harassment Which
shows the city is not actually that dangerous On the third day after the test,
he packed his bags to leave It was too hot, so he decided to cool down first
he packed his bags to leave It was too hot, so he decided to cool down first
alone was enough to whet your appetite and make your mouth water More? More more
More? More more
What is this? What is this? What is this? What? No no No no?
What is this?
What?
No no
Sugar? Sugar no no
Sugar? Sugar no no
Sugar? Sugar no no
The blogger
took a sip It was not that tasty,
just ice with some sugar How much? Five hundred How much?
Five hundred
Five hundred Yes? Yes How much? How much?
Five hundred Yes? Yes How much? How much?
Five hundred Yes? Yes How much? How much?
Yes
How much?
There Price Five five Five? Five zero? Five zero?
There Price Five five Five? Five zero? Five zero?
There Price Five five Five? Five zero? Five zero?
Five five
Five?
Five zero?
Five hundred
Five hundred
You kidding me?
I know price I know price As soon as he heard the price,
I know price
the blogger was dumbfounded A cup of colored ice cost 500 rupees,
the blogger was dumbfounded A cup of colored ice cost 500 rupees,
about 43 yuan They were treating the blogger like a total sucker to rip off Because
he messed up and forgot to ask the price first The two sides got into
an argument It was only when the blogger picked up his phone and said he would call
an argument It was only when the blogger picked up his phone and said he would call
the police That the guy finally started to compromise They settled at 100 rupees
in the end But the blogger still felt something was off After walking a few steps,
in the end But the blogger still felt something was off After walking a few steps,
he asked another vendor how much their shaved ice cost How much? Ice gola? Huh?
he asked another vendor how much their shaved ice cost How much? Ice gola? Huh?
Ice gola?
Twenty thirty forty Twenty forty? The answer he got was
Twenty thirty forty Twenty forty? The answer he got was
Twenty thirty forty Twenty forty? The answer he got was
that 20 rupees was enough He still got scammed right before leaving Okay okay okay
that 20 rupees was enough He still got scammed right before leaving Okay okay okay
Okay okay okay
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Original transcript (Chinese)
眾所周知單身女性旅遊印度是一件非常危險的事情 那麼如果男扮女裝到印度旅遊又會發生什麼重口味的事情知道嗎 今天這位不信邪的韓國老哥就要做這個令人大開眼界的測試 騷年是怎麼也沒想到第一天就有人想要摸他爺爺的老婆 有人撩他裙底 有人給他絲襪
嚇得老哥趕緊卸妝大喊自己是男的 博主抵達印度的第一天就給自己紮了兩根辮子再換上一條性感的裙子 看起來雖然有點醜但勝在像個母的 而且他還故意低聲說話裝嗲 但老哥確信自己還有幾分姿色的
不信你看粉衣哥就看了目不轉睛 很明顯是對他有點意思 Okay woman woman 現在先打個車去人多的地方 周圍的三哥看得有些癡迷
요즘 저기 운전 다 해주는 거 아니야? 很快來到恆河邊 無數雙眼睛迅速跟了上來 襯衫哥跟上來很想確定博主究竟是不是女的 You are man? No I woman No you are man
You are not woman you are man No I woman 最後覺得實在太醜才放棄了跟蹤 老哥一臉自信坐在路邊吃個西瓜 這位大鬍子三哥立馬坐了過來
一雙眼睛似乎要把博主吃上一遍 就在這時離譜的事情發生了 三哥拿起博主吃剩的西瓜張嘴就啃 一邊還稱讚非常美味 에이 떨어진 거 떨어진 거
떨어진 건데? 更離譜的是不聞不問就拿走博主的防蚊貼貼到自己的眉心 就這樣一臉很享受的模樣盯著博主看了足足十幾分鐘 Okay okay one One? Ten?
One ten No ten I know price No no no No 直至夜幕降臨博主選擇了離開
走沒幾步就有一位黃衣大叔對他起了興趣 I'm girl I'm girl Boyfriend no? 가슴이 없대
No man come here 大叔伸出手直接一掏 想要摸摸看博主究竟是不是女的 You want touch? No no Not touch Why?
Yeah woman in touch You man no touch Okay 一整天走下來並沒有發生大意外 老哥還是完璧之身 於是決定第二天繼續挑戰
為了讓自己看起來更加漂亮迷人 博主專門預約了一家當地的化妝店來畫個精緻的妝容 順便弄下頭髮和修個指甲 老哥跟化妝師就說了一個要求 就是要讓自己看起來很容易發生危險的妝容就行 總價格是1000盧比
博主很滿意 感覺自己看起來美美噠 直接找到當地最熱鬧的市場進去閒逛 你別說這個妝容還是有些用處的 一路走過來才短短百來米就吸引了不少目光
這讓博主信心倍增 估計今天能發生點什麼 特別是各種推銷商品的更是蜂擁而至 人越來越多 嚇得博主撒腿就跑
再不跑就要被團團圍住了 好傢伙 賣絲襪的都跟來了 說明真的被人當成女的 逛著逛著天黑了 走到老哥差點崩潰
本來想在台階上坐著休息一會 不料一群小孩圍上來要錢 像蒼蠅一樣怎麼趕都趕不走 逼得老哥只能反過來也跟他們要錢 Ten rupee Ten rupee
역으로 역으로 돈 달라 하기 Money money No nine nine nine No money no money 發現魔法打敗魔法後老哥拔腿就走
要不起還躲不起嗎 你別說還真躲不起 因為小孩跟了上來 要多討厭就有多討厭 無奈啊 最後還是給了錢才擺脫了部分煩人的小孩
但還有一些緊隨左右仍不放棄 博主直接選擇無視 口渴難耐 搞一份街頭翻滾冰淇淋降降溫 Okay okay okay okay 沒想到味道還不錯
此時煩人的印度小孩還在糾纏 博主只能再把冰淇淋也讓出來才擺脫了糾纏 沒想到的是剛走幾步就有一人提醒博主你被盜竊了 原來剛剛有小偷拉開了他的背包偷了東西 博主完全沒有任何察覺
好在包裡沒有啥貴重的東西 Fire pan? Yes How much? 40 rupees 40? 為了壓壓驚40盧比來份檳榔葉 Ah! No good
Sweet Sweet Ah! 味道就不必說了 嘴吃完有點乾吧
隔壁攤位再來一杯純污染飲料解解渴 No good 味道一言難盡 博主總共就喝了兩口就丟了 言歸正傳
騷年從早走到晚 確實沒有發生什麼騷擾事件 說明市區的危險程度並沒有那麼高 測試結束第三天背著行李準備離開 天氣太熱準備先搞一杯純污染全色素的刨冰降降溫
光是這個製作過程就看得人食指大動食慾大開 More? More more What is this? What is this? What is this? What?
No no No no? Sugar? Sugar no no 博主品了一口
並沒有那麼好吃就是冰加點糖 How much? Five hundred How much? Five hundred
Yes? Yes How much? How much? There
Price Five five Five? Five zero? Five zero?
Five hundred You kidding me? I know price I know price 一聽價格博主直接傻了
一杯色素冰要價500盧比相當於43塊人民幣 這是把博主當成大冤種來宰啊 由於失策忘記先問價格 雙方發生了爭吵 直至博主拿起手機說要報警
三哥才開始妥協 最終以100盧比成交 博主心中還是覺得不對 走幾步問了另一家商販刨冰的價格 How much?
Ice gola? Huh? Twenty thirty forty Twenty forty? 得到的答案是20盧比就夠了
臨走前還是被騙了 Okay okay okay
