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Debate on AGI and GPU Allocation
OpenAI家族的奥特曼大人。
陛下，
我们离通用人工智能已经很近了。
你们已经近了三个寒冬。
那就想想我们如今有多近。
陛下， OpenAI家族谦卑地请求区区
一百万块GPU， 我今年就会为您带来通用人工智能。
别信他的谎言，大人。
他不是在打造通用人工智能， 他在窃取我的功能。
Dots不过是Grok Bot的克隆品。
诽谤。
你的PMF是色情内容。
诸位，够了。
马斯克大人，你有何请求？
两百万台，陛下。
您犯了个错误，陛下。
不能相信任何一个人 掌握如此庞大的算力。
只有Astrobotic家族——
总统先生。
隔海相望的敌人 正在取得进展。
我听说了。
非常大。别管这些公司了，Jensen。
美国需要那些芯片。
这是危险的加速。这 不是一场辩论。
这是拍卖。我们的容量 有限，所以
谁愿意预先付款？
但从现在起，我们称它为超级智能。
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Original transcript (English)
Lord Altman of House OpenAI. Your Grace, we are close to AGI. You've been close for three winters. Then imagine how close we are now.
Your Grace, House OpenAI humbly requests a mere million GPUs, and I shall deliver it AGI this year. Ignore his lies, my Lord. He's not building AGI, he's stealing my features. Dots is a mere Grok Bot clone.
Slander. Your PMF is porn. Gentlemen, enough. Lord Musk, what is your request? Two million units, Your Grace.
You are making a mistake, my liege. No one man can be trusted with that much compute. Only House Astrobotic- Mr. President. Our enemies across the water are making progress.
I have heard. Bigly. Forget these companies, Jensen. America needs those chips. This is a dangerous acceleration. This is not a debate. This is an auction. Our capacity is limited, so
who's paying in advance? But we're calling it super intelligence from now on.
