Chinese → English transcript

Honestly, among Asian men, eight out of ten are like that.

But a lot of girls, girls in their early twenties,

since they’ve never tasted anything really good…

They’ve never had anything good, seriously. Change the subject.

No, it’s really true. You… I’m telling you, whoever reports this, I’ll block them.

We got the stream cut off again, huh. Are we being a bit too real with this topic?

A lot of girls have never had good stuff to eat, so any man uh…

then she’ll just think, uh…

She’ll think,“ Oh, that’s how it’s supposed to be.”

I’m telling you, old guys like to look for young ones, only then…

then they feel that sense of youth. No, that’s just part of it.

That is how it’s supposed to be. An old guy, like an Asian man, or an old guy, just…

can’t do it. Then, uh… for example, with me, I might, uh…. I might be downstairs…

I might literally laugh out loud downstairs, you know? They care about saving face.

There’s no way they can go be with a woman who has, uh… had really good stuff,

and do anything. Because I might…

I might be downstairs laughing about it,

so they’d feel their dignity was hurt.

A lot of young ones also have plenty of experience.

No no, still can’t compare with a married woman.

In her thirties, for sure, her experience points just…

Go up and up and up, right? If you want that, if you want this, I’m telling you,

I will definitely text my girlfriends. “ Hey, hello, you know what?

That guy just now, I really…” We would break down,

we’d laugh about it for three years.

We’d turn what he did into gossip material and laugh for three years.

A lot of men, it’s actually in their nature, it’s just the nature of Asian men,

like, this this this this, so they…

In order to have their own dignity, to get their pride back,

they have to look for that kind of woman who has never had anything good, and…

Mm, develop her a bit, develop her a bit, right? So, you get it?

Because you guys also understand this.

Like when we make fun of a man, we sisters, us married- woman sister groups, right?

Our“ Teddy sister” groups, we’ve had good stuff. That guy, that guy,

we will definitely, uh… hehehe…“ Aiya, go enjoy something good, girl.”

By now, basically, after you hit thirty, your casual tea- time

and after- meal chats are no longer just about money, you know?

Sometimes there’s this guy,

like there’s a guy in our circle, he might, he might, uh, be so- so with money, but…

You can tell at a glance, you know?

We kind of read faces, and at a glance you can see she’s that type in this regard,

She can just lift this whole table up, and we’re all like, ah,

I’m so jealous of you! Even though he doesn’t have much money,

we thirty- year- old women, starving, starving, we still say,

ah, I’m so jealous of you!

Then a woman comes by holding a Hermès,

holding a Hermès bag and walking past,

but if at a glance you can tell she’s with a— With a,

uh, that kind of guy, we’re like, oh, that money was meant for you to earn,

that money was meant for you to earn, we just can’t take it. We women over thirty,

after thirty, we’re even more jealous of the ones who usually eat well.

Look, she’s yawning, see, see,

that pelvic floor strength, wow, wow, pelvic floor strength, you get it, right?

Actually, usually we, You might think we only talk about money,

but we’ve actually moved past that point already.

Sometimes we’re even more jealous of those women who feast like it’s a banquet

every single night. You get it?

Every night she’s feasting like that, eating Michelin every day,

every meal she’s full.

You’re with some old guy, you get to eat your fill for one meal, right?

On holidays you occasionally buy a bag to feel happy,

that’s called occasionally eating your fill. You’re with a guy like that other one,

that’s called eating your fill at every meal. You tell me yourselves,

is it better to eat your fill once, or to eat your fill at every meal?