Dialogue from a Comedy Show Scene

Are you the legal guardians of Bud Bundy?

Upstairs.

Oh, you will do things, but begging will not be one of them.

Ah!

I hate my life.

Welcome to Gary's Shoes.

Hey, back off, man. She's here for shoes. That's it, okay?

That's my dates.

Whoo.

Don't worry, Mr. Bundy, we'll take good care of Kelly.

Have fun, pumpkin.

I'm ready, guys.

Whoo. Woo-hoo.

One, two, three. Two, three.

Fix faucet.

Oh, yeah. Come on in. It's the kitchen one.

One, three.

Oh,

karate.

Mr. Bundy,

everything you know is an illusion.

Well, it sure feels real to me.