Chinese → English transcript

I want to divorce you.

Why?

Because you cannot give me money to visit brothels and drink with escorts.

And you cannot even give me money

to let me take a few concubines.

I have already tried very hard.

Can you give me a bit more time?

It is not like I want to be an emperor.

It is just this tiny wish,

and you still cannot fulfill it for me?

I will work twice as hard from now on.

I will sell breakfast in the morning,

do laundry before noon,

sell lunch at noon,

run errands in the afternoon,

sell late-night snacks in the evening,

and work a job in the middle of the night.

Very soon I will be able to let you take a concubine.

I do not want to wait any longer.

If it really does not work out,

I will go to Old Wang next door for money.

He once quietly said that if I lacked money I should go to him.

And if that still does not work,

I will go work at the clinic.

Husband,

do not embarrass me, all right?

It is because I am a man of integrity.

Then I will give you one last chance.

Husband,

you are so good.

I definitely will not let you down.