Awkward Dating Conversations, Posh Insults and Blunt Reactions

Definitely a sense of excitement. A feeling that anything could happen.

Don't you think I might be a bit old for you?

J'aime pas les Arabes.

Pardon?

Les Arabes. J'aime pas les Arabes.

Yeah, I thought that's what he said.

All posh and, like, all hurdy-wurdy.

Oh mate, they say it's well-groomed up north.

I'll be lucky if I'm not on some sort of paedophile register by the end of the night.

I give up.

Disgusting! Oh my god, the smell, the mess!

I get it all right, you patronising cow!

Your mate is fucking boring, isn't he?

Do you think you could spare us the bullshit for one minute?

Can I have a go, please?

Posh twat.

You dance like a twat, you are dumped.

That one has fucked everyone.

Well that was fucking dreadful.

I've got a trust fund!

I think I've burst into tears.

Oh, what, because you're so unpopular?