English transcript

So you're working in a bar? Yeah.

Huh huh huh huh.

So you're working customer service. You? For a bathroom company.

Yeah.

Right. And so do you do that in a workplace or...

Yeah, I have to go in a box.

Huh huh huh huh.

I'll go in there in the morning.

Tell me about the kind of calls you get.

I'll get calls and I'll go, "Ehhhhh."

Huh huh.

And so what... what kind of things?

Well, they'll like call up and they go, "Oh, there's a fucking thing in front of my face..."

"...coming down!"

No!

Huh huh huh huh huh huh huh.

Stop!

Huh huh.

Oh god.

Oh god.

Oh god, I can't make it through the fucking day!

What... they... what... well like what? Like showers? Or...

Yeah, but the water and the screen is not fucking working.

I don't know! I don't...

...give a shit! The toilet!

Toilet. Yeah, something about the toilet's fucked or this...

Huh huh huh huh.

Wait.

Huh.

And how do you... where do you...

Fuck off!

Fuck off! I can't do another fucking day of the...

...fucking shower, fucking...

...water, fucking sink!

The fucking sink's broken!

I don't give a fucking shit!

Ahhhhhh!

Uhhhhhh!

Uhhhhhh!

So... you're on... so you're on the phone?

All the... all day long I'm on the phone. "Oh really?"

"Oh, let me look into it."

Uhhhhhh!

"Oh, I'm so sorry. Oh dear."

"They're here tonight, all my customers, I fucking know it!"

And you? You're working in the bar? Yeah.

Yeah, working in the bar.

So what are you doing most of the time?

Well, you know, putting... putting... putting dicks off.

Huh huh huh.

And then I'll give them a drink.