Argument Over Sold Property

What are you doing?

What d- what do you mean?

No.

I'm making a little coffee. I got a little snacky food.

No. What stupid little game are you playing now?

I don't know what you're talking about. What do you mean?

Where the fuck is the side by side?

What do you mean? It's not in the garage?

Obviously not. I just went out there-

Oh, sh-

... so I could drive it down to Angie's, and it's not fucking there.

So where the fuck is my side by side?

Yeah, I sold your side by side, actually. Forgot about that.

I'm sorry, you did what?

I meant, I meant to tell you, but I actually forgot.

You did what?

I said I sold your side by side.

What on God's green earth would give you the right to think that you can

sell my side by side?

Your side by side?

Yes, my side by side.

It was in my fucking name.

Okay, and it was a gift, therefore it became my property.

I don't give a fuck. It was in my name.

My name.

Okay. Hello. You're still not answering the question.

What?

Why the fuck would you do that?

Because you've been cheating on me. That's why I did that.

Oh, my God.

That's why I sold it. Because that little side by side of yours

that you've been

driving down to Angie's-

And what if I am? And what if I am?

You know, Angie might be a girl's girl, she might be covering for you,

but her husband is not.

Okay, and what if I am?

Just 'cause I'm cheating, that gives you the right to sell my

fucking property?

Exactly. Yes. Yes. I'm glad that you've caught on.

No, it does not.

I'm glad that you've caught on.

It does not. I'm gonna call the police right now

and report my-

I-

... fucking shit stolen or some shit.

And you know what they'll do?

You have no right to sell my shit.

Once they figure out that that's a civil matter

and you're fucking wasting their

resources, maybe they'll give you a ticket

or something.

But, I mean, that's what you g-

A ticket?

That's what you get for being a fucking cheater.

They'll give me a ticket?

Yeah.

B- if they want to.

It was a gift, and yeah, it was in your name,

but once you give someone

a gift, it becomes their property, not yours.

And once you cheat on somebody-

So get my fucking-

... what's in my name-

... side by side back

... I can't.

Yeah, you can if you want to.

I used all the money from it to get a good divorce lawyer