Chinese → English transcript

Right? How could it be that easy?

Smart bro.

What kind of “pipe” are we?

What “pipe,” you tell me.

Bro.

Bro, right?

Bro, bro.

Between brothers like us, no need to fuss.

Right?

I’m off.

I’ll go take a picture of this.

Forget it, not taking it.

Just add one more page and it’s fine.

One page.

God, that thing you posted…

How else can you slide on this rack?

One page.

Wipe it off, you don’t look good like that, right?

This looks really bad.

I don’t see any photo that looks good.

The look is off too.

One page.

A few of your own cute photos.

Is there anyone who’ll come with me to do a delivery once?

I don’t want to.

You don’t want to, huh?

Anyone?

Don’t want to.

Will anyone come with me to deliver food or not?

I already delivered takeout.

Is delivering takeout good or not?

Stop filming.

I already reported it.

Slow down.

Is there anyone who’ll come with me to deliver takeout?

Just someone to come with me to deliver takeout, that’s all.

I’m willing.

Either be willing to run Meituan deliveries with me,

or Ele.me.

You say “OK.”

Or else…

Move some stuff.

Just move some stuff while delivering takeout.