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You know what?

This was the biggest white pill I've ever heard in my life.

I forget who I was talking to about this.

I think it was Keith.

Tom Brady's wife cheated on him.

Think about that.

Tom Brady's wife.

Tom Brady is like the guy.

He is literally the quarterback in the football game for Earth.

You have like the high school quarterback, the college quarterback.

Wonder what it must be like to be him.

He must get all the girls.

He threw the game-winning pass, the touchdown, and then everybody rushed the field.

How much pussy did he get?

That's in high school.

That's in college.

He won how many Super Bowls?

And that's the football game of America.

He's America's quarterback for America's team.

One of the world's greatest athletes, tall, white, handsome, floated, successful, the

best in the world at what he does, won the big game a million times, in the big game

more times than that.

And she cheated on him with the jiu-jitsu instructor and saw he's some Brazilian monkey.

He's some fucking average-looking Brazilian monkey.

And you could say, what does he have that I...

You could say, you know, what does that say about me?

My wife's a whore.

But it's like, that's her.

She did that.

It's a reflection on her.

Your girl's going and that's okay.

That's okay because maybe a girl is going to you.