Arabic → English transcript

- Who told you to go on TV? - Who told you to go on TV?- I’m going on TV?- No,

my mom, Samiha. She’s going on TV.- Why did you go on TV?- I

swear to God I have nothing to do with it. - Why did you go on

TV?- I swear to God I have nothing to do with them.- Why did you go on TV?

- I swear I have absolutely nothing to do with them, God is my witness.

- Why?- Why?- Why?- How? - Oh God.- God?

Is God a Salafi or on our side? Huh? What? Divorce your wife.

- Do not move.- Divorce her, divorce her, divorce her.- Enough already.

- It hurts,

it hurts.- Keep your head up, stay still.- It hurts.- Keep looking up,

get away from me, away.- It hurts. - Do not move, not even your

face.- It hurts.

Didn’t I teach you how to slap?- You did.- Not like that. Here, let’s try

this second experiment. Why did you go on TV?

I swear I have nothing to do with it, I swear to God,

damn the father of the one who made the television.- No, hello.- No, hello.

What, you were gonna kill yourself in the car or what?

Come here, you, come here, you wanna die, come here. - Come here,

come here.- Hey man,

my son.- This guy hates Hafez Assad,

why do you hate him?- I do not hate him.- What,

my friend?- I swear I do not hate him.

- Swear on your dog of a husband.- No, I love him,

I swear.- Swear on your dog of a husband.- The dog.- Your husband is what?

- A dog.- Like who?

- Your husband is a dog like who?- Like Al- Arour.- You mean Al- Arour?- Yeah,

I know Al- Arour is a dog. Al- Arour’s sister,

screw you like sixty times for you to know Al- Arour, and me not know him? Huh?

- What?- Ah, bless your mother.- Your husband is what?- A dog,

a dog.- And you are what?- A bitch.- So for both of you come on,

let us see, come on.- I do not know.- Ah, bless your mother,

bless your mother.- Come here, come here. Bless your mother,

may God keep your mother for you, may God keep your mother for you,

may God keep your mother for you.- Did you undress him or what?

You undressed him?- I do not know, By God, I do not know if I undressed him.

Ah, ah, bless your mother, I am under the protection of your slipper,

under the protection of your slipper. - Come here.- I beg your slipper.

You used to say you would divide the loyalists’ houses

among yourselves by the meter.- I swear to God I had no idea.- Come here, you.

- I swear to God I had no idea, on my eyes.- Did you take

it off him or what?- I do not know.

Ugh.