Japanese → English transcript

Starting today lol

I’m starting a diet from today

First, multigrain rice from MUJI

That MUJI multigrain rice is really delicious, so I recommend it

I’ve said this many times, but ginger—

I eat half of it

I turn this half into rice balls and such

So I can eat them when I get a bit peckish

In the morning you can’t really eat that much, right

About, like, 100 grams of rice

Put that in, and then for natto I always

It’s just regular natto, but

When I make it like a rice bowl

I use hikiwari natto

Somehow the hikiwari natto kind

Rumor has it it’s higher in nutrients

No idea if that’s true though

Then next is, like, vegetables

Add something green

This is lettuce wraps (ssam lettuce / sangchu)

I think honestly anything is fine

After you’ve thrown in the greens, next is mekabu

Throw in the mekabu

Once the mekabu’s in

Finally, kimchi

Throw in the kimchi

And it’s done

Oh, top it with an egg at the end

Then just the yolk

Put the yolk on and it’s done

How easy is that

Then for seasoning

A bit of garlic

A bit of garlic

And a bit of gochujang

Then soy sauce and sesame oil

Just kind of season it nicely and it’s done

This will seriously, like, amazingly

Make you go to the bathroom a lot

So I’m like, everyone, please try it

Done

Can you see it?

It looks like this

You can also add seaweed

Korean seaweed crumbled on top is tasty too

Okay, I’m going to eat it now