English transcript

Last night I was arrested and thrown in jail.

I tried escaping, you know, trying to fit my

head or body in between the prison bars, but

I couldn't. And then I met Diddy, or Puff Daddy,

as many people call him. I just call him Daddy.

Anyway, after spending a magical night together,

I realized I was completely covered in baby

oil, so I tried escaping again, and this time

I just slipped right through the prison bars.

So I would like to say thank you to Puff Daddy,

my Daddy, and his baby oil. Thank you.