Russian → English transcript

Hello. You just took our shoes.

What do you mean, yours?

These ones.

And why on earth are they suddenly yours?

Because my girlfriend put her shoes there.

I see. When did she put them there?

This morning.

And what? She went home? Without shoes?

No, she went inside, came out, and her shoes were gone.

Can you give them back to us?

Seriously? Yes.

Seriously? Well, where is this girl? Why are you coming up to me instead of her?

I'm the branch manager, I came to get my shoes.

You're lying!

Why?

Because I can see it in your eyes.

We can check the cameras, there are cameras everywhere.

See that camera on the corner?

Yes, so what?

It recorded you coming and taking someone else's property.

I took someone else's property? I took them for the unfortunate who are without…

These are someone else's shoes.

You're lying!

We're not lying.

Yes.

We're going to call the police now.

Go ahead and call them.

Please wait.

Why should I wait for your police? I don't have time.

Then give us the shoes.

Give us the shoes, please. And where did you get the bag?

What business is it of yours?

What's wrong with you? Are you the police?

I'm going to call the police right now.

When you call the police, they will show me their ID.

Then wait, I'm going to call them.

Why should I wait? Why the hell do I need you?

Give back someone else's shoes. Are they yours?

And where is the proof that they belong to someone else?

There are cameras, we'll show you on the camera.

Give back someone else's shoes.

You're not in your village.

You're in the capital of our Motherland.

And why did you take the shoes?

I look after a family that has nothing to wear.

We understand, that's all very well.

But why are you taking our things from us?

From whom? It says right there that these are our shoes.

Yes, these are our shoes. I have the person these shoes belong to.

Standing right there.

We have cameras.

She won't even let me open my mouth.

You don't even know how to talk to people.

I think it's you who doesn't. I'm being very polite with you.

I'm a speech therapist, I speak very well.

Yes, but I am speaking politely to you myself.

There is a trash can there, and these shoes are next to the trash can.

But this is our territory, it doesn't mean they are abandoned.

Okay, you thought they belonged to no one.

But now the owner of the shoes has come and is asking you to return them.

And why am I being asked about an envelope?

Is this an envelope too?

What envelope?

This one.

This is a bag.

This is a bag.

What difference does it make? Call it whatever you want.

Well, because these are branded bags that we only have in our studio.

So what?

I asked you where it came from.

And why should I report to you?

Because you came to our branch, and I wanted to clarify whose bag this is.

Aren't you asking for too much clarification?

No.

We just want to pick up our shoes.

Just pick them up.

Camera, let's go take a look.

I don't have time to go.

Give me these people's phone number.

Which people?

Well, whose shoes these are.

These are my employee's shoes.

Let's go to the branch, I'll introduce you.

So why are her shoes outside?

She washed them.

The sun is shining.

She wanted her shoes to dry.

They are damp.

I don't need your shoes.

Okay, come on.

Give me the bag, please.

No, there is no bag.

Alright, you can give the bag back.

Goodbye.

Goodbye.