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In a stunning development, Canada has declared war on the United States.

Let's go to Joe Braxton, who is live at the border.

I'm currently at the border, but there is no war.

Mom, Dad, I know this looks kind of real, but it's all AI.

Grandpa, I'm fine.

This is just AI.

You don't need to wire money to anyone.

I am not in love with you.

And I do not need your money for a plane ticket.

I am AI.

This fake moon landing footage isn't classified.

It's AI.

You're probably wondering how I got rich with crypto.

The truth is, I didn't get rich off crypto.

I don't even exist.

You might be able to tell this is fake now,

but it's going to keep getting better.

We're all AI.

There could be aliens, but I'm not one of them.

I'm AI.

An herbal supplement did not cure my cancer.

I'm not even real.

Uncle Fred, the government has not been taken over by lizard people.

You don't need to send us $5,000 in gift cards

because you missed jury duty.

Grandma, it's not real.

It's AI.

It's AI.

It's AI.

Bro, it's AI.

Fake faces.

Real consequences.

Think before you trust.