Discussion on Democracy and Conflict

from the Caucasus, Mikheil Saakashvili

with his partner from Ukraine, Viktor Yushchenko.

Tried

together with George Bush to build a democratic

state.

Our

America.

Wait, I don't get it, what's going on here?

Are you doing jack shit again?

Oh!

Busha came.

Boss.

"Boss!" Stop "bossing" me all the time!

Misha Komar, Jopa, or whatever your name is?

Jopa, Jopa.

Right. What did you do?

What did I do?

Did I give you money for democracy?

You did.

Where's the money?

Where's the money?

I'm asking, did you buy democracy?

Bought it.

Where is the democracy?

Where is the democracy?

No democracy.

No democracy.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No. Why did you give money then?

Listen, you idiot.

No, you're the idiot.

So why are we standing in silence? "Lyubi druzi," why

did you hold a parade on the Maidan?

Scare neighbor.

So, did you scare him?

No,

he wasn't watching.

I told you, Putin doesn't answer to you.

He does, he does.

So what about Crimea, what about the ships there?

I said it.

I won't let them in.

And that's that.

Well, you said it, so what?

I said it, and that's that.

All right, now you.

Why did you go into Ossetia, huh? Why did you start this whole redivision?

Redivision.

I said, why?

You scared, I redivided.

Then get out.

Out.

What out?

Out redivision. Get out.

All right, tell me step by step, how it all went down there.

Come on, te—

I said tell me, come on.

Putin start war. I run with gun.

Plane fly, bomb fall, I poop.

What?

I want to poop, poop, poop.

Listen, what gun, what running? You were supposed to buy tanks, huh?

Did you buy the tanks?

Huh?

Two, I said. Did you buy the tanks?

Two tanks bought.

Well, why didn't you shoot?

Tanks are broken.