Ukrainian → English transcript

Mad Max, season four, episode twenty- four. Have you ever seen a Ural convertible?

You have that chance now,

take a look at this marvel of engineering.

What Russians will not come up with, just to die.

This is a typical assault using vehicles. There is no armored equipment,

so they ride on anything at all. And look at this gang, it is just an armed mob.

There are no signs whatsoever of a professional army. The absence

of military hardware.

The absence of coordinated professional actions during the offensive.

These are signs of collapse and degradation of Russia’s ground forces.

We do not realize how close we are to victory.

Ukrainians have destroyed the ground forces of the Russian Federation.

We are being fought by oprichniks.

The main problem is that there are many of them.

But let us get back to this assault. The Ural is going at full speed.

There are about a dozen faggots in the truck. FPVs and drop munitions start working,

the orcs fire back.

An EW system is set up on the Ural truck,

so the attack drones are falling nearby. The enemy turns and stops,

the infantry dismounts. Ahead is our strongpoint, the occupiers are advancing.

These are more or less trained orcs and they have primitive but still

tactical skills. They even shoot down our FPVs.

But there will be so many drones here now, like mosquitoes in a swamp.

Some of them got scared and hit the dirt,

others are trying to move forward toward our positions.

The attack drones start taking out the enemy manpower and blowing up the truck.

Meanwhile, our artillerymen land an accurate hit with a cluster round on their

first shot.

FPVs and drops are gradually wiping out their manpower.

The bomber is already in position,

dropping mines right on those faggots’ heads.

Another accurate hit with a cluster round. By the way,

our artillerymen rank seventh in effectiveness… …

among one hundred fifty general- military brigades of the Defense Forces.

And here is the spectacular explosion of the truck.

The Ural brightly ended its life. In the meantime,

among the faggots only one is still alive.

The guys are finishing him off too. Well, the assault ended in five minutes.

The score is ten– nil in our favor. Recording to get eBalls for smashed

Russian fuckfaces.

This is how a professional army works.

The guys keep destroying the occupiers,

and we thank you for your attention. Glory to Ukraine!