Transcript · English → Indonesian
Family Dinner and Doctor Decisions
Bukankah itu indah?
Aku sebenarnya lebih suka bologna.
Bologna?
Itu hidangan yang layak untuk raja.
Kalau begitu, berikan itu kepada raja dan ambilkan aku bologna.
Mike, dia sedang sakit dan rewel. Kalau dia mau bologna, maka—
Oke, oke.
Akan kuambilkan.
Bologna.
Peter,
ini untukmu. Bobby.
Hei, Bu, apa jadinya dengan wanita didahulukan?
Oh, uh, segera ke sana. Kami datang ke kamar ini lebih dulu.
Brokoli, jijik.
Ini dia.
Oh, aku kelaparan.
Aku juga.
Ini untukmu, Sayang.
Sini, biar kubantu.
Kenapa aku selalu dapat sandwich selai kacang dan jeli?
Karena kamu menyukainya.
Oh, ya, aku terus lupa.
Dan yang terakhir, tapi tak kalah penting.
Mana sausnya?
Oh, sausnya, aku lupa. Sausnya segera menyusul.
Oh, kita lupa saus untuk makanan Jan. Dia suka semuanya dilumatkan jadi satu.
Dilumatkan?
Oh.
Peter dan Bobby mau mustard.
Astaga, naik turun tangga begini.
Aku harus membayar gym $100 untuk olahraga sebanyak ini.
Hmm,
sekarang Jan terkena cacar air,
dan, eh,
Marsha
dan Cindy terkena gondongan.
Nah.
Dokter mana pun yang kita pilih, setidaknya kita akan punya semua informasi tentang
semua
anak-anak.
Oh, kecuali poison oak.
Sekarang aku tahu tak satu pun anak laki-laki mengalaminya.
Yah, anak-anak perempuan juga tidak ada yang terkena poison oak.
Oke, coret poison oak.
Halo. Bagaimana keadaan di Rumah Sakit Umum Brady?
Yah, kami, eh, masih ada campak. Lihatlah.
Apa ini, semacam Scrabble dari dinding ke dinding?
Hei, ini ide baru yang luar biasa, tapi kami benar-benar butuh bantuanmu.
Penyakit atau gangguan apa yang kalian ingat?
Para dokter menyimpan catatan yang dapat mereka pindahkan dari satu ke
yang lain.
Eh, lagi pula, ini salah. Tak satu pun anak-anak sudah mendapat suntikan
untuk distemper.
Itu kolom Tiger.
Kupikir sebaiknya aku menyimpan catatan untuk dokter hewan.
Greg.
Nah, sudah waktunya sundae es krim anak-anak.
Sundae es krim? Sebentar lagi makan malam.
Itu Marsha. Dia takut kita tidak mendengar Greg.
Oh,
anak-anak. Karena mereka punya beberapa bintik di
wajah, mereka pikir bisa menyuruh
semua orang. Kurasa sekarang mereka memanfaatkan keadaan.
Aku harus melakukan sesuatu dengan ingatanku ini. Pak
Brady, siapa yang tahun lalu terkena flu
yang harus minum satu rum mentega hangat
demi satu lagi—… selain teka-teki silang,
permainan solitaire magnetik, papan dart, dan sepasang
paku, paku bengkok yang harus diluruskan?
Oh, sudah cukup.
Yang tak pernah bisa diluruskannya.
Itu teka-teki yang sangat sulit.
Mike?
Hmm.
Kau tahu, kita hampir bertengkar konyol tadi
malam.
Tentang para dokter.
Nah, dengar, kita berdua orang dewasa yang cukup
cerdas,
kan?
Nah, kurasa urusan memilih seorang
dokter harus ditangani dengan sangat
logis, masuk akal, dan cerdas.
Aku sangat setuju. Apa usulmu?
Mari lempar koin.
Bagus sekali. Kebetulan kau membawa koin? Maksudku,
kedua sisinya sama?
Dengar, Mike, aku serius. Mereka berdua dokter yang baik,
dan kita tahu siapa pun
yang kita pilih, anak-anak akan mendapat yang terbaik—
Tunggu sebentar, anak-anak.
Anak-anaklah yang sakit, kan?
Benar.
Mereka sudah bertemu kedua dokter itu.
Biarkan mereka yang memilih.
Tapi, anak-anak, kalian tak bisa menghindarinya.
Dengar, akan tiba saatnya ketika k-
ketika kalian harus berobat kepada dokter
yang laki-laki.
Begini, bagaimana jika kalian berada di kapal yang tenggelam dan kapal itu
tenggelam untuk ketiga kalinya,
lalu kalian terkena flu parah dan satu-satunya dokter yang tersedia adalah
dokter kapal yang kebetulan seorang laki-laki.
Nah, lalu apa yang akan kalian lakukan?
Tenggelam!
Tenggelam!
Anak-anak, tak ada bedanya antara dokter perempuan
dan dokter laki-laki.
Tapi, Ayah,
Ayah sendiri yang mengajari kami tentang seks.
Kau tak berhasil meyakinkan anak-anak perempuan, ya?
Tidak. Sama berhasilnya dengan anak-anak laki-laki?
Ya.
Dokter, dokter.
Carol,
kau punya doktermu sendiri, kan?
Benar.
Kau punya doktermu, aku punya dokterku.
Misalnya aku berkata kepadamu, "Mulai sekarang, kau harus berobat ke dokterku," apa yang akan kau
katakan
kepadaku?
Nah, Mike, jangan bahas itu.
Tepat sekali, dan begitulah reaksi saya.
Kami tidak pindah ke satu dokter hanya karena kami menikah.
Benar. Lalu kenapa anak-anak harus ganti dokter?
Bagaimana menurutmu? Aku jenius.
Kalau kau begitu jenius, kenapa kemarin tak terpikirkan?
Lalu, apa sebutan untuk jenius yang lambat?
Ya, kita punya dua dokter saja.
Ya, satu untuk anak laki-laki dan satu untuk anak perempuan, sederhana.
Pasti itu anggota staf medis kami.
Aku ingin tahu dokter siapa, punyamu atau punyaku?
Oh, selamat malam.
Hai, selamat malam.
Dr. Cameron juga ada di sini.
Bagus.
Ah.
Bagaimana anak-anak?
Oh, mereka baik-baik saja.
Bagus. Kami pikir, sebelum Anda naik ke atas untuk menemui
anak-anak, kami ingin berbicara dengan
Anda sebentar.
Ya, tentu saja.
Um, Mike dan aku, eh, akhirnya sudah mengambil keputusan.
Beberapa keluarga punya dua mobil. Beberapa keluarga punya dua telepon.
Kenapa tidak dua dokter?
Kenapa tidak?
Kami tidak keberatan.
Oh, ngomong-ngomong, kalau kau menelepon kantor saya dan yang menjawab seorang pria, jangan tutup
teleponnya. Itu dia.
Dr. Cameron?
Ya, sejak Dr. Porter dan saya bertemu di sini,
kami saling mengeluh
tentang jam kerja panjang dan beban kerja kami dan, ya, masalah
karena tidak punya, punya, punya, rekan dokter.
Jadi kami memutuskan untuk menggabungkan praktik kami.
Selamat.
Hei, itu luar biasa.
Oh, sudah berapa lama kau punya bintik merah di pipimu?
Bintik merah apa?
Dr. Porter.
Yang di dagumu.
Oh, tidak. Jangan bilang dia kena campak.
Tentu saja, kami tidak bisa yakin sampai dia menjalani
pemeriksaan.
Sekarang kami berpraktik bersama. Kau mau yang mana dari kami?
Baiklah, saya rasa untuk membuktikan suatu hal kepada
anak-anak laki-laki yang aku—
Ah, sudahlah.
seharusnya menjadi orangnya.
Benar.
Dr. Cameron, dia pasien Anda.
Dia pasien Anda.
Campak, campak,
campak. Nah, semua anak sekarang sudah kena campak.
Aku juga.
Aku mengalaminya bertahun-tahun lalu. Tampaknya keluarga Brady
sudah selesai dengan campak.
Tunggu.
Kau belum selesai.
Alice, jangan bilang kau terkena
campak.
Oh, semoga. Aku benci jika mengira aku baru belajar tersipu di usiaku.
Alice.
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Original transcript (English)
Isn't that beautiful? I'd really rather have bologna. Bologna? That's a feast fit for a king. Then give it to the king and get me some bologna.
Mike, he's sick and irritable. If he wants bologna, then- Okay, okay. I'll get it. Bologna. Peter,
there you go. Bobby. Hey, Mom, whatever happened to ladies first? Oh, uh, be right there. We came to this room first. Broccoli, yuck. Here we go.
Oh, I'm starved. Me too. Here you are, sweetheart. Here, let me help you. How come I always get peanut butter and jelly sandwiches?
Because you love them. Oh, yeah, I keep forgetting. And last but not least. Where's the gravy? Oh, the gravy, I forgot. Gravy coming up.
Oh, we forgot the gravy for Jan's food. She likes everything all mushed together. Mushed? Oh. Peter and Bobby want mustard. Oh, goodness, all this up and down stairs.
I'd have to pay a gym $100 for this much exercise. Hmm, now Jan had chicken pox, and, uh, Marsha
and Cindy had mumps. There. Well, whichever doctor we choose, at least we'll have all the information on all the kids.
Oh, except for poison oak. Now I know that none of the boys had it. Well, none of the girls had poison oak either. Okay, scratch poison oak. Greetings. How are things in Brady General Hospital?
Well, we're, uh, still featuring measles. Take a look. What's this, some kind of wall-to-wall Scrabble? Hey, it's a marvelous new idea, but we sure could use your help. What illnesses, diseases do you recall? The doctors have kept records that they can transfer from one to the
other. Uh, besides, this is wrong. Now none of the kids have had the shots for distemper. That's Tiger's column. I figured I might as well keep a record for the vet.
Greg. Well, it's time for the kids' ice cream sundaes. Ice cream sundaes? It's almost dinner. That's Marsha. She's afraid we didn't hear Greg. Oh,
kids. Because they have a few dots on their faces they think they can order everybody around. I think they're taking advantage now. I've got to do something about this memory of mine. Mr. Brady, who was it that had the flu last year
that had to have one hot buttered rum after another- ... in addition to crossword puzzles, magnetic solitaire game, dartboard, and a pair of nails, twisted nails that had to be untwisted? Oh, now that's enough.
Which he never could get untwisted. That was a very difficult puzzle. Mike? Hmm. You know, we almost had a very foolish argument last
night. About the doctors. Well, look, we're both mature adults with a reasonable amount of intelligence, right?
Well, I think this business of deciding upon a doctor should be handled on a very logical, reasonable, intelligent level. Well, I couldn't agree more. What do you suggest? Let's toss a coin.
That's beautiful. You happen to have one with you? I mean, both sides the same? Oh, look, Mike, I'm serious. They're both fine doctors, and we know that whichever one we choose the children are gonna have the very best-
Wait a minute, the children. The children are the ones who are sick, right? Right. Well, they've met both of the doctors. Let's let them make the choice.
But girls, you can't avoid it. Listen, there's going to come a time when d- when you're gonna have to use a doctor that's a man. Look, what if you were on a sinking ship and it
was going down for the third time, and, and you developed a bad cold and, and the only doctor available was the ship's doctor who happened to be a man. Well, then what would you do? Drown!
Drown! Girls, there's no difference between a woman doctor and a man doctor. But Dad, you're the one who told us about the birds and the bees.
You got nowhere with the girls, huh? Nope. Same progress with the boys? Yep. Doctors, doctors. Carol,
you have your own doctor, right? Right. You have your doctor, I have my doctor. Suppose I said to you, "From now on, you have to use my doctor," what would you say
to me? Now, Mike, let's not go into that. Exactly, and that's just the way I would react. We haven't switched to one doctor just because we got married. That's true. Then why should the kids switch doctors?
How about that? I'm a genius. If you're such a genius, how come you didn't think of it yesterday? Then what do you call a slow genius? Well, we'll just have two doctors. Yeah, one for the boys and one for the girls, simple.
That must be a member of our medical staff. I wonder whose, yours or mine? Oh, good evening. Hi, good evening. Dr. Cameron's here too.
Good. Ah. How are the children? Oh, they're getting on just fine. Good. We thought before you went upstairs to see
the children we'd like to talk to you for a minute. Well, of course. Um, Mike and I have, uh, finally reached a decision. Some families have two cars. Some families have two phones.
Why not two doctors? Why not? Fine with us. Uh, by the way, if you call my office and a man answers, don't hang up. It'll be him.
Dr. Cameron? Well, yes, since Dr. Porter and I met here, we've been complaining to each other about our long hours and the workload and the, well, the problems of not having a, a, a, an associate.
And so we've decided to combine our practice. Well, congratulations. Hey, that's wonderful. Uh, how long have you had that red spot on your cheek? What red spot?
Dr. Porter. The one on your chin. Oh, no. Don't tell me he's got the measles. Of course, we can't be sure until he's had an examination.
Well, we're practicing together now. Which one of us do you want? Well, I think in order to prove a point to the boys that I- Ah, never mind ... should be the one.
Right. Dr. Cameron, he's all yours. He's all yours. Measles, measles, measles. Well, all the kids have now had the measles.
So have I. Well, I had them years ago. Looks like the Bradys are finished with the measles. Hold it. You're not through yet.
Alice, don't tell me you're coming down with the measles. Oh, I hope so. I'd hate to think I was just learning how to blush at my age. Alice.
