Arabic → English transcript

I’m telling you, prove to me from the Qur’an that Aisha is honorable. Will you be able to prove it to me? You will not be able to prove it to me. Why?

I can, I can. No, no, no, I can, I can, I can, and I accepted the challenge.

Come on then, come on, let you and me open Surat An-Nur so I can show you something really beautiful and prove

Aisha’s honor to you from the Qur’an.

But by the way, after that I will ask you to prove your mother’s honor to me,

you bastard, God knows whether she has any honor or not. Because anyone who has any doubt about

Aisha’s honor, his mother might have

been doing bad things with the plumber. Look, my dear, we will now open verse number

11 in Surat An-Nur. “Indeed, those who came with the slander are a group among you. Do not think it

bad for you, rather it is good for you.” These are the verses of the slander and the exoneration of the Mother of the Believers Aisha.

On the page opposite it, He says: “Wicked women are for wicked men, and wicked men are for wicked women, and good women

are for good men, and good men are for good women.” So who was the verse talking about?

About Aisha and the Prophet, peace and blessings be upon him. And here He says, “Wicked women are for wicked men.”

Don’t start with, “But what about Nuh and Lut…”

No, these are laws from before us, and in our law: “And do not hold on to marriage bonds with disbelieving women.” That is number one. Number two—

“And his wives are their mothers.” So if she is not chaste, she will not be a mother of the believers.

Because the Mother of the Believers must be chaste.

And God, exalted is He, said that without exception.

Third thing, God, exalted is He, said:

“O wives of the Prophet, you are not like any other women.” Fourth thing, He said and commanded them to convey the Qur’an and the Sunnah:

“And remember what is recited in your houses of the verses of God and wisdom.”

Fifth thing, if she is not chaste, He would not say to her, “And establish prayer, give zakat, and obey God

and His Messenger, and do not display yourselves with the display of the former Times of Ignorance.” Then He said this to her, so these are verses that prove the chastity

and purity of Aisha. Now, as for us, you said to me, “My mother.” Yes, my mother’s name is Aisha.

Now I challenge you to state your mother’s name before everyone and prove to us that she is chaste.

Go ahead, what is your mother’s name? Hihi. Your mother’s name is Hihi?

By God, and your father’s name is surely—and your father’s name is Haha.