Discussion on AI and Art

Look at that disgusting little clanker. It thinks it's doing art?

Extraordinary. It's almost as though it, uh, can think and,

and feel, right?

How pathetic.

Dongle, look at this.

You know,

I don't hate it.

You don't think

... Could it be?

Is it the work of Zobo Zanzada?

Ah.

Well, they have been known to experiment with

formalistic interpretations

of...

You absolute fool. Of course it's a fake.

Some generated rip-off by a sad little clanker.

You were the one saying-

Well, it's obvious once you look. There's no soul.

The composition completely lacks the human element, the definitional essence of

art.

You know, little fella, this is quite good.

No, really.

The impasto here,

the chromatic tension,

the way you've deliberately collapsed foreground and picture plane.

It achieves a kind of painter expressatura.

The mark making has real ductus, real hand.

Bravo.

Rundolphus, I've done it. My masterpiece, it's finished.

Tell everyone, Zobo Zanzada rises again.