Iran War, Greater Israel and Pornhub Claims

The war in Iran is about to really heat up.

I have to go back and see it.

They might actually nuke Iran.

Please,

I can't miss that.

Pornhub just tripled its gay library, and it's all free.

Oh my.

Please get me Wi-Fi down here.

And guess what?

What?

Israel is actually going forward with the Greater Israel project.

Why am I missing all the good stuff? Oh.