Transcript · Spanish → English
Conspiracy Theories in Football Match
Look, Rodan,
the Argentina vs. Spain match is in the morning and I have proof, you know?
Number one, which kid did Messi bathe in a tub? Lamine Yamal? Yes, yes, dude.
Tell me, where can you watch Tom Cruise's movies?
On Amazon, Masons... The Masons?
Yes, yes, and really, what does FIFA stand for?
International Federation... Out with Argentina!
Motherfucker, Barman! The Masons forced Argentina to lose! Yeah, right, dude.
That explains why we played so shitty. What happened to you now, Barman and Rodan?
Yes, we discovered
that they threatened Argentina to let themselves lose to Spain, you know?
And why did they disallow two of their goals then? Yeah, so it wouldn't be so obvious.
And why did the goalkeeper save everything? Because nobody told him.
And why were they looking for a draw at the end of the match?
Because... just because. And couldn't it be that Spain played better?
Are you telling me that
this theory is stupid? And that we made it up because we can't accept that Spain gave us
a beating in the final? You don't know about football, old-timer?
Well said, Rodan. Alright, and what do you plan to do?
Yes, we'll look for more proof on TikTok to get this match replayed. Come on, Rodan!
To the conspiracy!
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Original transcript (Spanish)
Mirá, Rodan, el partido de Argentina y España está a la mañana y tengo pruebas, viste? Número uno, a qué niño bañó Messi en una tina? A la Minjamal? Sí, sí, boludo. Decime, dónde se pueden ver las películas de Tom Cruise? En Amazon, mazón... Los mazones?
Sí, sí, y realmente, qué significa FIFA? Federación Internacional... Fuera Argentina! La puta madre Barman! Los mazones obligaron a Argentina a perder! Sí, claro, boludo. Eso explica por qué jugamos tan como la mierda. Qué les pasó ahora, Barman y Rodan? Sí, descubrimos
que amenazaron a Argentina para que se dejara perder contra España, viste? Y para qué le anularon dos goles entonces? Sí, para que no se notara tanto. Y por qué el arquero atajaba todo? Porque a él nadie lo avisó. Y por qué buscaban el empate al final del partido? Porque... sí. Y no será que España jugó mejor?
Vos me estás diciendo que esta teoría es estúpida? Y que la inventamos porque no aceptamos que España nos dio un baile en la final? Vos no sabés de fútbol, viejo eterno? Bien dicho, Rodan. Está bien, y qué piensan hacer? Sí, buscaremos más pruebas en TikTok para que este partido se repita. Vamos, Rodan!
A la conspirareta!
