Transcript · English → Uzbek
English → Uzbek transcript
Agar uyingiz bo‘lmasa,
shunchaki uy sotib oling.
Ha. Agar komada bo‘lsangiz, shunchaki uyg‘oning. Agar nogiron bo‘lsangiz,
sog‘lom bo‘lib qoling. Agar yurak xuruji bo‘lsa, unga o‘zingiz hujum qiling.
Agar Altsgeymer bo‘lsa, shunchaki esdan chiqaring.
Agar tushkunlikka tushgan bo‘lsangiz, shunchaki baxtli bo‘ling.
Agar demensiyangiz bo‘lsa, esdan chiqaring. Agar xavotir bo‘lsa,
shunchaki tinchlaning. Agar siz yovuz bo‘lsangiz, shunchaki qahramon bo‘ling.
Agar pulsiz bo‘lsangiz, shunchaki ko‘proq pul bosing. Agar uyingiz bo‘lmasa,
pulingiz ham bo‘lmaydi. Agar ahmoq bo‘lsangiz, shunchaki aqlli bo‘ling.
Agar o‘lik bo‘lsangiz, shunchaki qayta tiriling.
Agar cho‘kayotgan bo‘lsangiz, shunchaki suvni ichib yuboring. Agar kar bo‘lsangiz,
shunchaki eshiting.
Agar nogiron aravachasida bo‘lsangiz, shunchaki yuring.
Agar tashqi ko‘rinishingiz xunuk bo‘lsa, bo‘yanish qiling.
Agar ichingiz xunuk bo‘lsa, bo‘yanishni yeb qo‘ying.
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Original transcript (English)
If you're homeless, just buy a house. Yeah. If you're in a coma, just wake up. If you're disabled, become enabled. If you have a heart attack, attack it back. If you have Alzheimer's, just forget it. If you're depressed, just be happy. If you have dementia, forget it.
If you have anxiety, just calm down. If you're a villain, just be a hero. If you're broke, just print more money. If you're homeless, you don't have money. If you're dumb, just become smart. If you are dead, just respawn. If you're drowning, just drink the water. If you're deaf, just hear. If you're in a wheelchair, just walk. If you're ugly on the outside, put on makeup.
If you're in a wheelchair, just walk. If you're ugly on the outside, put on makeup. If you're ugly inside, eat the makeup.
