Thai → English transcript

I think… oh, I’ll take Lion.

Krist and Lion are really dating, right? I’ve seen this couple since…

SOTUS… SOTUS. I’m curious.

I have to light incense and tell my brother that the series he watched, that couple is real.

Yeah, but, but, but P’Kanchiang, but…

Let’s just put the photos up and let them answer for us.

Okay, how about this, I—I’ll answer. Can we not show the photos?

Let me see the pictures first. Too late, it’s too late.

Let me get paper and pen. I summon paper and pen.

Yes. Okay, okay.

Let’s go through the photos one by one.

This one is just us taking a picture for each other, that’s all.

For this one you admit that the person behind the camera— I haven’t asked yet.

The one behind the camera, is that you, Lion?

Yes, but this one, he was just taking a picture for me, that’s all.

Anyone can take pictures for each other, right?

Next picture, please.

And the next one too.

This one is… this one, he went into Private.

What do you call this again, P’Kanchiang?

This one is them going to a photo… like a photo booth, the two of them together.

Normally it’s an activity for couples.

You look like you are having so much fun right now.

Hey, I look like I’m having fun? Ow, if it’s with you, I always have fun.

It’s an activity for couples to do together, this thing is…

No, a photo booth is for taking pictures with friends, with anyone at all.

Sure, but this one, from what I noticed from the poses…

If it were with a friend, I wouldn’t pose like that.

You two are especially close.

Close… No, you used the word…

Let’s do this, I’ll ask you in detail.

In the booth… did you add “you” in?

This, this—this is good, we’ve already brought it up.

I did sing it for them sometimes. Yes. Yes, it’s a good song, a good song.

And when you released the song, did they text you and say…

Who it was about, or…

How did this song get written? Did you ask anything, did they ask you anything?

Well, they did ask, but this song is something anyone can put anyone into.

Like, you can “add your heart” with someone you like, or with an artist you like.

But right now you confirm that May is a friend, but a very special, close friend.

An older friend I’m close with.

The close friend, okay. Then let’s move on to the next photo.

Huh? There are so many photos.

Oops, hey.

This one, uh, I just have one question. I just have one question, I just have one question.

Before this incident happened, did you two have any deep talks?

Like, did you ever feel… did you ever feel like you did not want to love anyone new, did not want to start over with anyone?

Did you ever talk about this topic?

Uh… uh, I forgot the question.

So… uh, let me go back a bit, to before this incident happened.

This happened… like, we were already sitting and talking, just hanging out together.

I asked, whose room was it? Right now I am asking whose room it was.

Do not twist the issue.

A hotel room, we rented a hotel room.

At this hotel, whose name is the room under?

Uh, that is fine. You can answer that, you can answer that.

I want to know whose name was used to book it.

This, this counts as his right. This counts as his right.

Let’s just say it was someone’s room, either Chris’s or Lion’s.

So what exactly happened? How did you suddenly end up with her lying on your lap like that?

Well… uh… we—we’re thirty years old now, you know, so there are those kinds of games where…

Uh, you know, you clink glasses sometimes, it was, it was mineral water.

Just hanging out, just hanging out.

Uh, like partying and stuff, and then you might get a bit confused.

Mm, it doesn’t feel the same.

Oh, so that’s why they might take a break from each other.

Hey, normally when you go out with friends, if you are not okay, do your friends have to look after you?

I just leave them be.

Yes, it really did that. I was mad at it many times.

When you hang out, where do you hang out?

Right here in the room.

Just the two of you?

There were other people too.

But the room… I mean, you can see from the photos that we weren’t the ones who took them.

Uh, ah, I—Khun Kranchiang, I’ll just ask.

Wait, wait.

You’re a lawyer— No, no, I, I…

If there is a lawyer, then he can keep the information.

Do you think, uh, that picture just now fits the description of "adding her"?

Hmm... straight to the point.

I... would like a little bit of love from you.

A little more, I think that’s it.

I mean, laying your head in someone’s lap is like…

It’s like something that boosts your energy.

It is like kissing on the cheek, no different. Hugging, kissing, it is no different.

Lying on someone’s lap builds a relationship.

Lying on the lap, then it even leads to cheek-kissing.

So, so, do you think they seriously talked to each other face to face, like saying they felt they did not want to love, did not want to accept someone new, did not want to start over?

From what everyone knows, they ended up circling back and meeting each other again.

There must be someone who especially does not want to love anyone anymore, that is why they end up circling back to meet again.

What you say is true.

There is one more photo.

Oh, there is a last photo too?

The last photo.

There’s still more.

It’s over. You bastard, the cameraman… you, you.

Uh, could I explain this one?

Sure. You’re allowed to explain this picture, that’s your right.

Have you ever played the Doraemon game?

Uh, I once… I once played

the Doraemon game, just a normal party game.

Yes, and there would be rules ordered.

Yes, yes.

Like, they ordered a rule that I had to hold hands.

So we just held hands until a new king card came out.

Oh, that was literally all it was.

Are you saying this is a forced game, like you were unwilling, right?

Not really, it is not that extreme, no need to say that, I am the main culprit.

No, I think this game has been going on a long time, judging from how your feet are red from being sat on.

You are getting pins and needles, I know.

It is like they are all numb now.

They are numb now, they are numb now, because this hand-holding has to be at least two to three hours.

One round of the game is half an hour.

In principle, uh, Khun Kranchiang, there are a total of 52 cards.

In a 52-card deck, each rank has 13 cards, there are 4 suits.

So then, so the percentage, the percentage chance of it coming out is actually quite high already.

It is already high.

It’s actually quite… it goes up to as high as 12.5 percent.

Wait, wait. You’re suddenly good at math now, huh? You just got all smart.

So he graduated, he became a lawyer. Where did you graduate from? A lawyer from…

I… I graduated from Nido.

Nido, Lawyer Nido. What’s the name of the professor who taught you?

The professor who taught me was… um… Sebastian.

Sebastian what, exactly?

I’m saying that in this photo, we’ve been sitting for a long time, and that handshake definitely lasted more than one hour.

And, and, and from what I assume, I think King has left but doesn't care.

So, the game started... wait, wait, when am I supposed to speak?

When do you want me to speak? When do you want me to clarify?

Allow me to make an assumption, and then I'll throw the question at you.

I think this game takes about twenty minutes to finish. Or for kings, they cycle within five minutes, then you can spin again.

It is like I, like I already explained, Phi, Phi Kran Chiang.

So for kings, there are four cards in total, there are four suits in total.

So then, these cards, they… they have a pretty high percentage that they will

that they will be caught from the very start.

Let me ask a simple question then, Khun Chris.

Yes.

There are so many players at the table, why did you choose to catch Khun Lion?

Because we were sitting next to each other, it was the easiest.

Oh my, sitting next to each other.

What? Say that again.

And on the other side, why did you choose…

There was no one on the other side, the bed only seats two people.

Oh my, a three-foot bed.

Excuse me, Khun Noom, I think we can wrap up the show today.

Actually, we will, let us call it a hypothesis, because in the end the investigation has to continue, right, Khun Khuat?

Because today they still cannot conclude anything, and today you still deny that you are really dating, correct?

You are still just…

Friends.

Just what are you now, you and Khun Lion?

We are close like siblings.

Oh my.

And you think that your relationship,

if, let us say, what if, what if…

What if, like…

How does it go again?

It’s like, it’s, honestly—“What if What if What if”

Honestly, we’ve been together for so many years, like ten already, but…

We gradually get to know each other and get closer and closer, you know?

Even if we’ve known each other a long time, whatever it is, if we still spend a lot of time together, we still have to keep learning about each other.

You do know that your relationship is called “Side to Side,” right?

Uh-huh.

Yes.

Oh, the song is so nice, I want to play it.