Transcript · Japanese → English
Japanese → English transcript
They say pretty girls are bad at selfies.
That’s us.
I feel like my skin just looks normal.
Right?
Huh? It looks good though.
But you know, it’s kind of slightly fish-eye, this.
You think so?
I can’t really tell by my nose.
I don’t get fish-eye lenses.
My nose ends up all whoooosh.
We’re on the back camera now, right? I can handle it if it’s the back.
If it’s the front camera, I can’t.
So I can’t take selfies.
’Cause the front camera doesn’t make me look good.
You get it? The front camera doesn’t flatter me?
It really doesn’t, right?
But we keep eating anyway.
They say pretty girls are bad at selfies.
That’s us.
Bye-byee.
End of transcript · 122 words · machine translated
Original transcript (Japanese)
美人って自撮り下手らしい うちらやん なんか普通に肌漏れる感じ でしょ? え、いいじゃん
でもさ、なんか若干魚眼やな、これ そうかね 鼻でわかんねえな、私 魚眼レンズ私わかんねえ 鼻がグイーンなっちゃう
今外カメやんか、外カメやったらいけんねえ 内カメやったら私無理やん だから自撮りできへんやん、私 内カメ漏れへんから わかる?内カメ漏れないの?
漏れへんやんな でもうちら食べるやん 美人って自撮り下手らしい うちらやん バイバーイ
