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English → Japanese transcript
なんだよこれ？マジかよ。
やばい。
くそっ、アラスカ航空の
Q400じゃん。あいつ、ここ
でいったい何してんだよ？
えっと、その、ちょっと
ピンチな状況でさ。
今、空の上にいて、
まあフラフラ飛び回ってる。
449、あなた、本来その機
体に乗っているはず
じゃないですよね？
えっと、はい。
その…ちょっと、
悪いことを、というか、
かなり身勝手なことをし
ちゃいました。
でも、まあ大丈夫っす。
ちょっとレーニアを見に行
こうと思って。
じゃあ449、あなたはその
飛行機をハイジャック
した、今そう言っている
ということでいいですか？
ええ、その…やっちゃった
みたいです、たぶん。
ただ飛行機を飛ばし
てるだけだけど、
かなり慣れてるよう
に聞こえるよ？もちろんさ、
めちゃくちゃ楽しいよ。
ゲームはやったことあるし、
だから、その…まあ、ちょっと
はやり方わかってるつもり。
いや、全部サイコーだよ。
超ご機嫌。さっき
レーニアの周りをちょっと一周
してきたけど、
すごくきれいだったよ。
オリンピックを、えっと、
見に行くガスはあると
思うんだ。それで…
うん。えっと、
オリンピックが見えたら、
天気はいいってことだから。
窓からオリンピックが
見えるんだ。あっちのほう、
けっこう良さそうに見えるよ。
なあ、おまえ
オリンピック行った
ことあるか？あいつら超
イケてるぞ。マジでやばい。
これはたぶん、えっと、一生
刑務所行きとかだよな？
まあ、俺みたいなやつには
そうであってほしいけど。
俺のことを気にかけて
くれてる人が、
たくさんいるんだ。
で、その人たちは…
俺がこんなことしたって
聞いたら、がっかりする
だろうな。ただの壊れた人間
なんだ。
ちょっとネジが何本か
飛んでるんだろうな。
今まで自分でも気づいてなか
ったけど。
なあ、パイロットさんよ、
この機体ってさ、えっと…
バックフリップとかでき
たりすると思う？もしやると
したら、どうやってやる？
俺さ、えっと…バレルロールに
挑戦してみようと思う。
それがうまくいったら、
そのまま機首を下げて、
今日は終わりにするよ。
イーグルロック４−
１、えっと、唯一のやつが
バレルロールを完了した。
ロック１−２、
彼がバレルロールをした
ことを確認。彼は、えっと、
水面からおよそ１０
フィートの高さをクリア
しました。よし、リッチ、
こちらキャプテン・ビルだ。
おめでとう、えっと、
やり遂げたな。
じゃあ次は、えっと、
その飛行機を無事
に着陸させて、
地上の誰も傷つけ
ないようにしよう。
わかりました。ちくしょう。
わかんねえよ！わかんねえ！
やりたくない。
これで終わりにしたかっ
たんだよ、わかるだろ？
長すぎる。エンジンの一つ
が止まりかけてるみたいな感じ
がする。
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Original transcript (English)
What the hell? Holy shit. Oh my god. It's a fucking Alaska Airlines Q400. What the fuck is he doing over here? It's a fucking Alaska Airlines Q400. What the fuck is he doing over here? It's a fucking Alaska Airlines Q400. What the fuck is he doing over here? Hey, uh, I found myself in a bit of a predicament. I'm in the air right now, and just kind of soaring around.
449, are you not supposed to be on that aircraft? 449, are you not supposed to be on that aircraft? Uh, yeah. Uh, I did a... did a kind of a bad thing, kind of a selfish thing. Uh, yeah. Uh, I did a... did a kind of a bad thing, kind of a selfish thing. Uh, yeah. Uh, I did a... did a kind of a bad thing, kind of a selfish thing.
Um, but it's all good. I'm gonna go check out Rainier. Um, but it's all good. I'm gonna go check out Rainier. Um, but it's all good. I'm gonna go check out Rainier. Yeah, 449, so you hijacked the plane, is that what you're saying? Yeah, 449, so you hijacked the plane, is that what you're saying?
Yeah, 449, so you hijacked the plane, is that what you're saying? Yeah, I uh... I'm afraid I did. Yeah, I uh... I'm afraid I did. Just flying the plane around, you seem comfortable with that? Just flying the plane around, you seem comfortable with that?
Oh, hell yeah, it's a blast, man. I played video games before, so, I uh... you know, I know what I'm doing a little bit. Oh, hell yeah, it's a blast, man. I played video games before, so, I uh... you know, I know what I'm doing a little bit. Nah, everything's peachy. Peachy clean. Just did a little circle around Rainier, it's beautiful. I think I got some gas to go check out, uh, the Olympics. And uh... yeah. I think I got some gas to go check out, uh, the Olympics. And uh... yeah.
Uh, if you can see the Olympics, the weather's good. Uh, if you can see the Olympics, the weather's good. I can see the Olympics from my window and it looks pretty good over there. I can see the Olympics from my window and it looks pretty good over there. I can see the Olympics from my window and it looks pretty good over there.
Man, have you been to the Olympics? Those guys are gorgeous. Holy smokes. Man, have you been to the Olympics? Those guys are gorgeous. Holy smokes. This is probably, uh, like jail time for life, huh? I mean, I would hope it is for a guy like me. I got a lot of people that care about me. I got a lot of people that care about me.
And uh... it's gonna disappoint them to hear that I did this. And uh... it's gonna disappoint them to hear that I did this. And uh... it's gonna disappoint them to hear that I did this. Just a broken guy. Got a few screws loose, I guess. Never really knew it until now.
Got a few screws loose, I guess. Never really knew it until now. Hey, pilot guy, can this thing do a uh... a backflip, you think? Hey, pilot guy, can this thing do a uh... a backflip, you think? Hey, pilot guy, can this thing do a uh... a backflip, you think? If you were to do it, how would you do it?
If you were to do it, how would you do it? I think I'm uh... I'm gonna try to do a barrel roll, and if that goes good, I'm just gonna nose down and call it a night. Eagle Rock 4-1, uh, the only one just completed a barrel roll. Eagle Rock 4-1, uh, the only one just completed a barrel roll. Rock 1-2 confirms he did a barrel roll.
Rock 1-2 confirms he did a barrel roll. He, uh, he cleared the surface of the water by approximately ten feet. He, uh, he cleared the surface of the water by approximately ten feet. Alright Rich, this is Captain Bill. Congratulations, you uh, did that. Alright Rich, this is Captain Bill. Congratulations, you uh, did that.
Now let's uh, let's try to land that airplane safely and not hurt anybody on the ground. Now let's uh, let's try to land that airplane safely and not hurt anybody on the ground. Now let's uh, let's try to land that airplane safely and not hurt anybody on the ground. Alright. Alright.
Ah, damn it. I don't know, man! I don't know! I don't want to. I was kinda hoping that was gonna be it, you know? Too long. I feel like one of my engines is going out or something.
