Syria Condemns Netanyahu's Illegal Visit

The Syrian Foreign Ministry said it strongly condemns

in the strongest terms Netanyahu's illegal entry into our territory.

Yeah, may God set you straight, Netanyahu, you can bang your head against it. You should've asked them for a visa.

So you came without a visa, sir, like an agency without a doorman. You can bang your head against my cunt.

Did that upset you, Abu Aisha?

His whole body started shaking and trembling.

Abu Ahmad called him and said, "What, what, what, what is going on?"

The Minister of Colors, the Minister of Defense doesn't know me.

I don't take bribes, sir. I go to Neirab and I don't bribe a car over there.

I swear, they'll take me, kidnap me, and tear me apart, clothes and all. The officers will strip me.

Let me see… Ah, ah, Abu Aisha.

They called Abu Aisha. "Who is Abu Aisha?" "The President wants you."

Al-Sharaa is waiting. They asked for Abu Aisha. Let's go.

First, he talks to Abu Qasra. "Abu Qasra! What's this I heard? Netanyahu came in today"

too.

Man, wasn't it five days ago when he struck Al-Sakhan?

The Sword of Damascus has just entered today.

Yeah, and he won't come out to Yarmouk, he told them, and the Golan Heights and Mount

Mount Hermon all the way to the Syrian coast's foothills. Damn you.

Don't go out and loaf around and provoke him. At least make a move.

What do you want him to do, sir? Go stand up to him.

Those idiots, provoke them a little. Give them this as a gift so they don't come out whining.

Let them whimper a little, provoke them, pelt them with rocks.

Aren't you ashamed to go?

You'll answer for this later, Abu Qasra.

You're bolstering yourself with the Ottomans. You'll answer for this later. Get me Abu Eisha.

Abu Eisha is coming. Right, Abu Eisha?

Did you see the speech you gave yesterday at the international forum, sir?

Yeah, hit them over the head with it.

Did you see what Netanyahu did today?

He said the Yarmouk is ours, meaning Hauran. The Yarmouk Basin and the foothills of

Mount Hermon and Quneitra and so on, and 180, 180

kilometers deep into the region.

Even the coast, yes.

What do you want to reply, sir?

You want to issue a statement saying his entry is illegal.

That works for you. And doesn't your heart pound over what he's doing in Ghidan day

and night?

And mutual defense and an operation— and mutual defense between us and the Ottomans.

Don't respond.

Yeah, get lost.

They want to give me a stroke, Mohammed. These ministers and officials.

I asked al-Akroot to return as prime minister, he refused. To return as my deputy, he refused.

Turns out he's planning something, I don't know what.

Ah, the Foreign Ministry came out today. Entering Syria was illegal.

You could hit him over the head with it, Netanyahu. Damn you.

Why are you staring, Netanyahu, with a head the size of a can of leftover Arab ghee?

What have you got in that broad forehead of yours?

I showed them a spark of leadership. A few days ago, your defense minister came out and said to him,

“Mr. President, uh, Mr. al-Sharaa, we're here on the slopes of Mount

Sheikh. Open the window of the presidential palace, and you'll see me right in front of you.”

“I'll send a delegation from the governorate,” he said. Change the windows of the presidential palace.

Close them off for me on the side of the Golan, Quneitra, and Mount Sheikh.

Open them for me toward,

toward, what's it called, the north, toward Mount Qasioun and Dummar.

I don't want that view, and I don't want it to make me shudder.

Well, look at this, today this time, not the prime minister— this time, it wasn't just the defense minister who came.

What's our response, Mr. President?

You won't respond. I mean, come on. The response is a statement of condemnation.

Back in Abu al-Bishi the statement-maker's days, we used to reserve the right to respond at the appropriate time

and place. We condemn Netanyahu's illegal entry.

Yeah, may God set you straight, Netanyahu. You too.

He thinks it's an agency without a doorman. You raise a weapon, run away, and send UNIFIL forces.

UNIFIL forces.

They say we're UNIFIL's separation forces. Send Bani Yufil, give me a break.

Well, well, well, well, well, well, I enter Beijing and strip people of their clothes and take them away.

I enter Horan and leave women and people in their underwear

and so on, while our government sleeps.

Our government only stirs up Arab-Kurdish strife and blames immigration and so on.

And so on.

That's it.