Chinese → English transcript

Two questions to instantly test if a girl likes you

Accuracy: ninety-nine percent

For the first one, right now immediately pick up your phone and text her

“Do you think I’m stupid?”

If she replies, “You’re stupid”

Or says, “Kind of”

And then some girls will also say things like

“Why would you even ask that?” and so on

Random little comments

Then there is definitely something going on between you two

But if she just replies with a question mark

Then the revolution has not yet succeeded

Comrades must still keep working hard

The second question

Send it to her at night before going to sleep

“What do you think of me?”

“Forget it, good night, go to bed early.”

Don’t get a single punctuation mark wrong

Send it exactly as is

Then immediately turn off your phone and go to sleep

The next day, see how she replies

If she sends more than three messages

She is definitely into you

She’s just waiting for you to pierce that thin window paper between you

Friends, if it’s only a question mark

Or just a sticker/emoticon

Move on to someone else, right

There are countless good girls out there