Transcript · Spanish → English
Critique of Real Madrid's Performance
There's no way we can win the Champions League or the league like this.
The first thing they have to do is bring in Mourinho, they brought him in to put
the two assholes we've got in line, Mbappé and
Vinicius. Vinicius should be out already.
He doesn't control the match, we don't play anything.
There's no way we can win a Champions League like this.
Impossible, absolutely.
What's Madrid lacking?
Everything. They can barely move.
We should have signed Rodri, Barça snatched him from us.
They don't defend well, they don't press, they lack spirit, they lack desire.
We scored two, but… it could have ended in tragedy.
Today, honestly, it was pathetic, they need to wake up.
We're like we were last year.
I'm fed up already, man, with, with the planning.
Mbappé, Vinicius, man, we don't play anything, it's boring as hell, man.
And Mbappé, well… he misses too much, he’s not like
Cristiano. He gets five and scores one.
Then, when we need him against Betis, he—
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Original transcript (Spanish)
Así es imposible ganar la Champions y la Liga. Lo primero que tienen que hacer es a Mourinho, que le han traído para que ponga firme a los dos gilipollas que tenemos, que es el Mbappé y el Vinicius. El Vinicius ya fuera. Que no domina el partido, que no jugamos a nada.
Así es imposible ganar una Champions. Imposible, totalmente. ¿Qué falta en el Madrid? Todo. No pueden ni con su alma. Teníamos que fichar a Rodri, nos la ha quitado el Barça.
No defienden bien, no presionan, falta ánimo, faltan ganas. Hemos metido dos, pero... podía haber acabado en tragedia. Hoy, la verdad, que lamentable y a espabilar. Estamos como el año pasado. Nada, yo estoy cansado ya, tío, de, de la planificación.
Mbappé, de Vinicius, tío, no jugamos a nada, es un coñazo, tío. Y Mbappé, pues... falla demasiado, no es como con Cristiano. Tiene cinco y mete una. Luego cuando le necesitamos contra el Betis, que-
