Transcript · English → Chinese
Dark Humor in a Cooking Conversation
嘿，约瑟夫。
你在干什么？
列一份得送去 古拉格的人的名单。有个家伙嘲笑我 的小胡子。
小胡子是神圣的。吊死他。
知道吗？算了。 我干脆把所有人都处决了。
你在给我们做什么？
嗯， 今天我旁听了一场对一个
我们怀疑是
资本家的家伙的审讯。他没招， 但给了我一份绝佳的粤式炒饭
食谱。
食谱。
那就别放太多豌豆。 它们会让我放屁。
我知道。上次我还以为我们 遭轰炸了。
嘿，同志们。
你们在做吃的吗？
不是给你的，灰胡子。
得了吧，伙计。饥荒是给人民的， 不是给我们的。
等着，我去告诉其他人。
嘿，伙计们。
现在没空，伙计。
我赢了，你这基佬弱智。
你再这么叫我，我就毙了你。
对啊，你每次都这么说。
怎么了，灰胡子？
粤式炒饭，毛正在做。 你来吗？
对，当然。 我一整天都在折磨同性恋者。
正好让我胃口大开。
这食谱做出来真好吃。 差点让折磨那家伙都值了。
我们还在等人吗？
日安。
那是我前任。
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Original transcript (English)
Hey, Joseph. What are you doing? Making a list of guys I gotta send to the gulag. Some guy made fun of my mustache. The mustache is sacred. Hang him. You know what? Forget it. I'm just executing everybody.
What are you making us? Well, today I sat in on a torture session with a guy we suspected of being a capitalist. He didn't crack, but he gave me a great Cantonese fried rice
recipe. Don't put too many peas in it, then. They make me fart. I know. Last time I thought we were getting bombed. Hey, comrades. Are you guys making food?
Not for you, gray beard. Oh, come on, man. Famine is for the people, not for us. Wait, I'll go tell the others. Hey, guys. Not now, man.
I won, you faggard. Call me that again and I'll shoot you. Yeah, you say that every time. What's up, gray beard? Cantonese fried rice, Mao's making it. You in?
Yeah, definitely. I spent all day torturing homosexuals. Opened right up an appetite. Really delicious, this recipe. Almost made torturing that guy worth it. Are we expecting anyone? Guten tag.
That was my ex.
