Transcript · Spanish → English
Spanish → English transcript
I can’t see you, not a fucking chance… listening to the spoon.
What? Ah, what do you mean you didn’t listen to my voice notes, dude?
You have no idea what happened to me. What you told me…
Ah, but did you understand what happened to me?
No. Oh, that he asked you something
right about…
The same thing always happens to me, dude.
He says to me,“ Did you come to the class on…?”
Because he already knew I had not come… I didn’t go, because… very few people went,
that day the power went out there, it was a whole mess. Anyway, the thing is that…
He says to me,“ Do you remember the… the video of I don’t know who, the super…
blonde… uh… what?” I say to him.“ No, prof,
I didn’t even come to that class.”“ Come in.”
And me, since I’ve got it all figured out, I said,“ The others are fine, for sure.
That one I don’t know because honestly I didn’t come…
or even watch the class either.” Uh… then I was sure the others were fine, so…
What? Done, that’s it. Huge bombshell.
End of transcript · 192 words · machine translated
Original transcript (Spanish)
No te veo ni en pedo... escuchando la cuchara. ¿Qué cosa? Ah, ¿cómo que no escuchaste mis audios, boludo? No sabés lo que me pasó. Lo que me contaste... Ah, ¿pero me entendiste lo que me pasó? No. Ah, que te preguntó algo
justo de... Es que siempre me pasa lo mismo, boludo. Me dice: "¿Vos viniste la clase de...?" Porque él ya sabía que yo no había ven... no fui, porque... ...fue muy poca gente, ese día se cortó la luz allá, todo un quilombo. Bueno nada, cuestión que...
Me dice: "¿Te acordás del... del video de no sé quién, de la rubia... ...super... eh... qué?" le digo. "No, profe, ni vine esa clase". "Pasá". Y yo, como la tengo atada, dije: "Las otras están bien, seguro. Esa no me la sé porque la verdad no vine... ...ni me vi la clase tampoco."
Eh... entonces estaba segura que las otras estaban bien, así que... ¿Qué? Listo, eso. Bombazo.
