Transcript · English → Spanish
Critique of Red Light Therapy Devices
Paneles de luz roja, ¿qué opinan? Digo, son LED.
Tienes a toda esta gente con paneles de luz roja, son LED. Eso es basura.
También hay gente con mascarillas. Se ponen mascarillas en la cara como si fueran
robots.
Basura. Todo lo que necesitas hacer es ir a thousandbulbs.com.
Puedes conseguir una luz roja incandescente.
Te cuesta como siete dólares.
Podrías enchufarla a esta lámpara de aquí. Aquí mismo. ¿Ven eso?
Y podrías sentarte debajo de ella.
Siete dólares.
Siete dólares de terapia de luz roja.
No necesitas un panel LED elegante y parpadeante, ya sabes, delante
de ti ni una mascarilla. Tampoco necesitas subirte a un
trampolín mientras llevas la
mascarilla. Nada de eso. Los LED fueron creados por Monsanto e
IBM.
Los LED fueron creados por Monsanto e IBM.
Eso lo dice todo. No necesitas luces LED en casa.
Todas las luces de mi casa, esta es una bombilla incandescente.
Todas las luces, todas las luces de esta casa son incandescentes.
No necesitas luces LED. Todo es basura.
Está bajo control del equipo hasta 2030 y ni siquiera alcanzará el salario mínimo—
el salario mínimo anterior, por otro año después de este.
Así que la combinación de eso, y terminaron intercambiando a un total de cinco
jugadores, Correa y luego los relevistas
de los que acabamos de hablar, que tienen
al menos dos
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Original transcript (English)
Red light panels, what are your thoughts? I mean, they're LEDs. You got all these people with red light panels, that's LEDs. That's garbage. You also have people with masks. They put masks on their face like they're robots. Garbage. All you need to do, you could go to one thousandbulbs.com.
You can get yourself an incandescent red light. They cost you, like, seven dollars. You could plug that into this lamp right here. Right here. See that? And you could sit underneath that. Seven dollars.
Seven dollars of red light therapy. You don't need some fancy LED flickering, you know, panel in front of you or mask. You also don't need to jump on a trampoline while you wear the mask. None of that. LEDs were created by Monsanto and
IBM. LEDs were created by Monsanto and IBM. That says it all. You do not need LEDs in your house. Every light in my house, this is an incandescent bulb right here. Every light, every light in this house is incandescent.
You don't need LEDs. It's all garbage. He's under team control through twenty thirty and won't even be minimum-- the past minimum salary for another year after this one. So the combination of that, and they ended up trading a total of five players, Correa and then the relievers
that we just talked about, who have at least two
