Analysis of Israeli Plane Hijacking Incident

I'm now on the Israeli plane that was hijacked yesterday.

Behind me is the door that the Israeli lion managed to

open. The cockpit door, which after the

events of September 11 became impossible to open.

The problem is that the Israeli narrative says the one who opened

the door was the pilot. The stabbed pilot who was unconscious.

Whose video we all saw yesterday. To the esteemed monkeys and pigs.

Here I am, stabbed, getting up to enter code

7700.

And I want to enter code 7500 again for the

emergency call. Oh, right, I forgot to open the door for those outside.

I want to enter its code.

Then you notice he's sitting with Netanyahu and telling him how I grabbed the control

stick and put it back. He made a landing that even

world-class pilots are amazed a passenger could make.

Oh, Dad.

Dad, why didn't you buy me an Airbus plane with the Eid money you used to take from me when I was

little? Turns out it's easy. Folks, for God's sake, the people who think…

They're making these plans. What, should I turn off my brain? I'm not that dumb.

It's not like we did anything wrong. Have mercy on us.