English transcript

Have you heard about Venezuela?

Venezuela?

Nothing.

I'm not sure.

I barely know what will be going on in Tennessee where I'm from.

That they beat us in the World Baseball Classic.

Have you heard anything else?

No.

Nothing.

I have heard nothing about Venezuela.

You know, honestly, I don't know and I don't care.

Where is Venezuela?

I don't know.

I'm drunk.

I really don't know.

Venezuela?

Isn't that in Spain?

No.

Go easy on the tequila.