Japanese → English transcript

I’ve known about you for a long time. ...Oh, really?

I’ve always been a fan. Eeeh, your morning dramas and Taiga dramas— Ah... yes...

You even watched me as the lady on the educational program?

I’ve watched all of them, I love you. Eh—! I’m so happy...!!

Your acting is so deeply moving... You’re that kind of actress. But!

Why aren’t you out in the world now?

Isn’t that strange?

Yes... ah... no... I’m sorry, I forgot to introduce these kids. No, no.

Let me introduce them… Yes. This is our star actress, Asu Kiri Hana. Nice to meet you, thank you.

And this is our star actor, Shimichoko. Nice to meet you, thank you.

These kids too, yes… they have been working hard at acting all this time, but the world never acknowledged them!!

That is why they met me!

After you met me, what happened?

Did things change?

They changed, they changed?

You can tell just by looking, right?

It’s so cool… You have to be like that tomorrow too!

Hm?

What’s your situation like right now?

Sixty-second floor of a tower condo, uh… wow… That’s crazy high. How about the Choco Stain?

Party on a cruise ship every day with Mike☆ Amazing!!

This captain here☆ is incredible… You get it?

He’s saying he’ll guarantee the money. Well… that really is… but you know?

You didn’t enter this industry just for the money. So, what kind of actress were you aiming to be?

Say it honestly.

I actually… wanted to win an Academy Award. That’s right, huh?

Yes, we also have the Maru-Batsu-Maru☆#demi Award, Academy Award… right!

Give me more!

What kind of person did you want to be? I, well, I wanted to be an actress people admire,

like the actresses I’ve always looked up to, and I’ve worked hard, but for about the last eight years I’ve been working freelance,

and no matter which agency I tried, they just wouldn’t really… take me in, and… finally, like this, someone is actually watching me,

and it’s kind of…!

Like, one more time…! Like, let’s do our best…!

You can do it. If it’s with me, what will you do?

What will you do, Yokota Miki?!

I want to work hard together with you!!

Welcome!

To Kitten☆On Demand!

Thank you very much!

I look forward to working with you, let's do our best—yeah, it's AV, you know?

Please, let's do our best. Yeah, it's AV, you know?

Huh?

AV, huh?

No, it’s not.

Why are you lying?

Huh?

It IS AV, right? AV, AV, A–V…?

It’s AV, everyone, it’s AV!

No… can you stop that?

A sexy actress, ah… a sexy actor, huh?

Huh?

Whaaat…?

Ah… I’m not going to be in AV, right?

I’m not, I’m not going to… I also want to see that kind of adult-pleasing stuff!

Hm?

It’s fine, please sign this, no, that’s not it, wait a second, Miki Yokota, no, what I wanted to do is diffe rent

Hold it!!

Wait a second! Stop!!

Wait…!

You’re not going to be in AV?

I want to be in it too—oh my