Pashto → English transcript

Hey Hibatullah, I screw your wife’s pussy, I screw your wife’s pussy,

Hibatullah, May a healthy, whole Kabul turn into one big mess…

with how much hardship this Kabul was built,

and you do nothing but slut around with assholes… Here, in three minutes,

in five minutes you ruined healthy Kabul.

As long as someone calls you Commander of the Faithful,

I’ll even insult his wife’s private parts, you pussy- draggers!

You ass- fuckers! You are involved in adultery and sodomy.

And here you have torn Kabul to pieces with this,

you have ruined Kabul’s beautiful buildings with it.

You defeated America and Canada with divine support, and you made Pakistan…

Drool, your wives’ vaginas I screw, you peasants, assholes, bastards! Whoever Amir

al- Mu'minin speaks to you,

I will put this foot of mine in his wife too, you assholes!

You ruined our peaceful, intact homeland,

you ruined our intact Kabul. I screw your sister, was it you who built this Kabul so

that today you…

Brought this down on these Punjabis, you assholes!