Transcript · Chinese (China) → English
Cat and Mouse Challenge
See what's inside here? See it?
What's this? Come on, get in.
Catch it, catch it! Ah, damn it.
Switch to this one, this one's tough.
Come on, get in.
Catch it, catch it,
- Catch it, catch it! Ah!
- Huh? Damn it, I refuse to believe I can't catch you.
- Get it, get it, get it, get it!
Holy shit, ah, ah, holy shit, ah!
- Oh holy shit, I want to go home.
Oh.
Wow, this rat is way too fierce.
Your turn.
See what's inside here? See it?
A rat. Go on up.
Come on, catch it, catch it, catch it!
- A rat.
- Huh?
What the heck? What on earth are you doing?
Switch to another one, stop embarrassing yourself.
Catch it for me. Look, what's inside here?
See it? See it?
Come on, get in. Hey, oh, what are you doing?
- Oh my god, look how scared it is.
- Hey, hey.
I almost jumped out.
Switch to Little Orange,
- you're dead meat now.
- Ah. Go on.
Catch it, catch it, catch it!
Catch it? It'll catch you instead.
Damn it, this is pissing me off!
Ah, what do we do about this, guys?
- No way, I have to go borrow a cat.
Yo, you bought a new car!
Where's your 2022
- BMW 3 Series?
Sold it. Listed on Guazi and sold to an individual,
sold for 169,000, 10% higher
than the dealer's offer.
I heard the buyer also saved
- over 5,000 compared to market price. How can Guazi let
sellers get more money
- and buyers spend less?
Because Guazi is person-to-person,
with no layered markups, and the money eaten by middlemen
goes right back into the pockets of buyers and sellers.
If you want to buy or sell a car,
I strongly recommend Guazi. Person-to-person,
sellers get more money, buyers spend less.
Borrowed a cat.
See the rat inside?
Help me catch it, and I'll reward you with canned food,
okay? Come on, get down there.
Catch it, catch it, catch it!
This rat knows kung fu, damn it. No way,
no way, no way.
Holy shit. Holy shit.
Too dangerous, you'd better just go.
- Better return it quickly.
- This car is pretty nice.
Yeah, anyway, for buying or selling cars,
I recommend Guazi Used Cars.
Person-to-person:
- sellers get more money, buyers spend less.
On the way back, I met
- a kid.
"Can your cat catch rats?" "Yes."
- "It can? Okay, let her come catch it."
- Aww. Come here kitty, here's a down payment,
once you catch the rat I'll pay the balance,
and open a can for you, okay?
Eat slowly, eat slowly. Come on.
See it?
Catch it, catch it! Hey, catch it!
What's wrong with you?
Catch it, catch it, catch it! You dummy!
Huh?
- What the heck?
- I'm losing it. I'm really losing it.
You still can't do it?
Doesn't your cat catch mice?
Why can't it catch it? Huh?
What's going on?
- Oh, my gosh.
- It keeps playing with toys.
Your cat can't catch it.
Here, take it.
I'll give it to you anyway, okay?
Feel free to come hang out next time.
All right, no other choice, guys.
Look who I found.
This cat is a stray I used to feed
all the time in my neighborhood,
so I had to come find it.
Let me take the cage and bring it home.
Hello, kitty.
Come help me out with some work, okay?
Come on out, kitty.
That's it, come out. Don't be scared, kitty.
Time to get to work, kitty.
Catch it! Holy crap, holy crap!
You dummy! I fed you for nothing!
Holy crap, guys, what do I do now?
It's over. It's completely over.
We're done for, done for, done for.
Okay, from now on, I'll take care of you.
If any cat dares to challenge us,
we'll take them down, okay?
Stick with me from now on, I got your back.
Just tell me which cat you want to eat, okay?
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Original transcript (Chinese (China))
看这里面是啥？看到了吧？ 这啥？来，进去。 抓呀抓呀！哎，我靠。 换这个，这个厉害。 来，进去。
抓，抓它， - 抓它呀，抓呀。啊 - ？我靠，我就不信抓不住你。 - 干它，干它，干它，干它。 啊我操，啊，啊，我操，啊。
- 哎呀我操，我要回家。 哦。 哇，这个老鼠太厉害了。 该你了。 看这里面是啥？看到了吧？
老鼠。上去。 来来，抓它，抓它，抓它呀 - 。老鼠。 - 啊？ 什么玩意儿？你在搞什么鬼？
再换一个，不要再丢人了。 给我抓住它。看，这里面是啥？ 看到了吧？看到了吧？ 来，进去。哎，哦，干嘛？ - 哎呀妈呀，你看给它吓得。
- 哎，哎。 我差点跑出来。 换小橘， - 等死吧你就。 - 啊。去吧。
抓它呀，抓它，抓它。 还抓你。 我靠，气死我了。 啊，这怎么搞啊兄弟们？ - 不行，我得去借只猫。
哟，买新车了， 你那台22年的宝 - 马3系呢？ 卖了，放瓜子卖给了个人， 卖了十六万九，比车商给的价
格高了百分之十。 听说买家也比市 - 场价省了五千多。为啥瓜子能 车主多卖钱， - 买家少花钱呢？
因为瓜子是个人卖个人， 没有层层加价，被中间环节吃掉 的钱回到了买卖双方的口袋里。 如果要卖车或买车， 我强烈推荐瓜子。个人卖个人，
车主多卖钱，买家少花钱。 借了一只猫， 看到里面的老鼠了吗？ 帮我抓到啊，奖励你个罐罐 好不好？来，下去。
抓它，抓它呀，抓呀。 这老鼠会功夫我靠，不行， 不行，不行。 我操。我操。 太危险了，你还是走吧。
- 赶紧还回去。 - 这车不错。 对啊，总之买车卖车啊， 我推荐瓜子二手车。 个人卖个人，
- 车主多卖钱，买家少花钱。 回来的时候遇到一 - 位小朋友。 你家猫会抓老鼠吗？会。 - 会啊，行，让她过来抓。
- 呜。来咪咪，先给你个首付哈， 一会儿抓到老鼠给你结尾款， 给你开罐头好不好？ 慢点吃，慢点吃。来吧。 看到了吧？
抓它，抓它。哎，抓它呀。 你怎么回事啊？ 抓它，抓它，抓它呀。笨蛋。 嗯？ - 什么鬼呀？
- 崩溃了，我真的崩溃了。 你还不行啊？ 你家猫不是会抓老鼠吗？ 怎么抓不到呀？啊？ 怎么回事啊？
- 我滴妈呀。 - 它老是玩玩具。 你家猫抓不到啊。 给，拿走吧。 抓不到也给你，好吧。
下次没事来玩啊。 好，没办法了兄弟们， 看我找到谁了。 这个猫是我之前在小区 里经常投喂的一个流浪猫，
然后我只能来找它了。 我先摘下笼子，我把它带我家去 。Hello咪咪， 跟我去干活好不好 ？出来吧咪咪。
哎对，出来。不要害怕啊咪咪。 跟你干活了啊咪咪。 抓它呀，我靠我靠， 个笨蛋，白养活你了。 我靠兄弟们，这怎么搞？
完了，彻底完了。 废了废了废了。 好，以后，以后我就养你了啊。 咱看谁家的猫不服， 咱就给它干好不好？
以后你跟着我混，我罩着你。 你想吃哪只猫跟我讲好吗？
