Customer Support Call for Machine Issues

Oh, why isn't this working?

Hello, you've reached customer service for Phaisent Machine. How can I help you?

Listen, there's a serious crisis, the machine is faulty.

Okay, what model of machine do you have?

What model of machine? The machine was bad, from 2012, the Qatari model.

It looks like you upgraded from the 2015 model.

Did you try to disconnect and reconnect the shofars?

Yes, and there's no effect.

Are you on "no one" mode?

Baruch, we haven't paid for that since the installation.

Ah... okay, let's try to do something.

Set the pickle frequency to non-Jews.

To set?

Yes, yes, set it, set it.

Okay, I set it.

Now hold division, and then control bots.

No, it's not working!

I'm sorry, sir.

Is it probably a regional outage?

What? In which region?

In all of Israel.

What do you mean in all of Israel? Are there walls now?

What do you want me to do? Talk about our achievements?

Okay, you.

Hey, wait, seriously now.

Wait, no one will believe this.

Without a trance machine, it won't work.

I'm sorry, sir.

We have some new bug in the system that we're still not equipped to deal with.

What bug?

Hope.

Hope?

Bennett sent some video, people opened it, it's spreading?

Hope? What is hope?

What's dripping?

Ho, ho, ho.

It really jinxed people in the system.

Listen, not only is the hate machine not working,

they're starting to affect each other,

and together they only get stronger.

Tell me,

there's at least some warranty on this, right?

No.

Can't find any warranty?

To turn off the despair,

you just need to turn on the hope.

If you don't come, hope,

we'll come to bring you together.

Estibel,

You listening?

I think I'm heading home.

I caught hope too.