Hindi → English transcript

There is the World Happiness Index.

Which the United Nations releases every year.

So India's rank in it is 126th.

I calculated this rank like the JEE.

That's a very good rank.

Then I scrolled it and scrolled down the list.

The total number of countries is 137.

We are 126th out of 137.

I then looked down.

What I saw below.

Those that were listed below us.

I didn't even know the names of those countries.

That they existed.

Maybe that's why they're even sadder than us.

But we don't need to look at all those countries.

I said, let's look further.

I looked further in our list.

The countries that are ahead of us.

There are many countries that I thought would be half as sad as us.

In this list.

Sri Lanka is ahead of us.

Sri Lanka, where there was an economic crisis.

We spent the whole day on them.

Making memes.

Even after making memes,

they were half as sad as us.

On the contrary, after we made memes,

they became happy.

Ukraine is also ahead on this list.

Ukraine is about to be hit by a nuclear attack.

That country lives in that fear every second.

Who knows whether in the next second we'll even be on the map or not.

And we are also more pleased with that display.

Now there is this one country with which we want to compete in everything.

We want to be ahead in everything. Pakistan is ahead of us even for that reason.

And I do know about Pakistan.

I sat at home and calculated.

Why is it ahead?

Pakistan is actually happy every year.

Just look at this list — India is still behind even today.

Bangladesh is also ahead of us on this list.

Remember when the NRC and CAA were underway.

When they were checking everyone's ID cards.

That if you don't have an ID, they will send you to Bangladesh.

Those who were sent are half as happy as us.

Every year the United Nations releases this.

The World Happiness Index list.

We can move up in this list.

We just need something to happen, no matter how bizarre the scenario.

Always be happy, always keep smiling.

Consider me done for — I'm about to get into a fight with someone.

The person across is totally heated — Roop, call the guys.

Call them!