Transcript · Portuguese → English
Casual conversation and humor
Hey.
My friend. Buddy, what are you doing, buddy?
No, sir!
Buddy, what are you doing, buddy?
This is wrong.
Aaaai,
hairy, like a bear.
I grabbed his dick, it was hard.
Look outside, I liked the other one here,
look. And I liked it.
He's grabbing my boob. Gross.
He's walking so cutely, huh.
Guys, this hunk here is so cute that I
kissed him.
Look, he's got his phone in his hand, Tati, I'm sure he's giving your number
to
them.
Now.
They wanna come with us.
They wanna come with us.
Oh, it's the driver.
Yeah. My God! Now here's the story, look.
Guys! They're calling Colíder.
Where is everyone?
No, buddy, look at that way—
Say how delicious it is. Come on, put it in. Hit me all over, hit me, hit
me all over, hit me, hit me— guys, he looks good.
Good Lord, Mariana, get out of there, Mariana!
He's married, Mariana!
End of transcript · 158 words · machine translated
Original transcript (Portuguese)
Ya sahbi. Ya 'ami, b'ti'mel ih, ya 'ami? No sir! Ya 'ami, b'ti'mel ih, ya 'ami? This is wrong.
Aaaai, peludo, uma coisa ursa. Peguei no peru dele, tava duro. Ó lá fora, eu gostei do outro aqui, ó. E eu gostei.
Ele tá pegando meu peito. Choca. Ele tá andando bonitinho, hein. Gente, esse bofe aqui é tão bonitinho que eu beijei. Ó, tá com o celular na mão, Tati, tenho certeza que tá passando o seu número
pra eles. Agora. They wanna come with us. They wanna come with us.
Ai, é o motorista. É. Meu Deus! A história agora aqui, ó. Gente! Tão ligando pra Colíder. Cadê todo mundo? Não, amigo, ó com jeitão-
Fala que delícia. Vai, bota. Me bata tudo, me bata, me bata tudo, me bata, me-- gente, ele tá bonito. Gente do céu, Mariana, sai daí, Mariana! Ele é casado, Mariana!
