Humorous Take on Jail Life vs. Work

Next time you're getting up for work and you're tired,

and you're like, "Ah, gotta clock in, gotta do the commute.

It's an hour and a half drive. Ah, it's raining.

Ah, I'm so stressed."

Just imagine the guy in jail.

"Ah.

Ah.

Think I'll stay in bed another half an hour."

How you doing, Mike? You good? Yeah, good. I'm, I'm gonna, I'm gonna sleep.

Sleep. Wake up. What have they prepared me for breakfast

today?

No concern for the price of food. No concern for inflation.

Ah, I wonder if they've... If I'm gonna have breakfast or not,

because I heard the

food prices are crazy. Come downstairs, full spread. Ah, breakfast.

Ah, thanks guys. How you doing guys? Yeah. Cigarette? Thanks. Yep.

Can't wait to sit around and talk all day. Might hit the gym later.

Might spend some time in the library,

get a law degree, learn all about this fiat currency Ponzi

money scheme they're using to enslave humanity.

All those fools out there are working their ass off for a job.

I'm in here reading a book, understanding how it all actually works.

I can knowl- I can gain knowledge, enlighten myself.

Might go to the church, the chapel, pray, spend some

time with God. What better day than educating yourself,

spending some time with

God, sitting around with your boys, eating the free meals, smoking

cigarettes, and sleeping in? Sounds like a good day to me.

Call that a punishment. As, as opposed to what?

The commute, and the office, and then the commute home,

and then looking

at the food prices like a brokie sitting there making TikTok videos, crying your

eyes out like a fucking baby. "Oh, chicken's gone up.

I can't afford chicken anymore. I can't afford chicken." They got chicken

in jail.

Got protein quotas they gotta hit. Got chicken in jail, trust me.

I was in Romanian jail, I had chicken