Transcript · Japanese → English
Japanese → English transcript
Man, so slow, all of you, seriously.
So slow! Where are the other two? Within fifty- two minutes.
二人は?
52分以内です。
I mean, there’s a ridiculous amount of stuff. Just in case, I brought it,
一応、一応持ってきた。
You’re late!
I got here at forty minutes past.
Nah, sounds shady though. For real?
So slooow! Unbelievable. Making a maiden wait this long. I did not oversleep.
So slooow! Unbelievable. Making a maiden wait this long. I did not oversleep.
Normally you meet up ten minutes early, right? I did not oversleep. This, seriously,
Normally you meet up ten minutes early, right? I did not oversleep. This, seriously,
寝坊してないから。
I bought it the other day too, and the liquid… yeah, it’s intense.
I just slather it all over my whole body. Huh, what’s that? Is it something famous?
I just slather it all over my whole body. Huh, what’s that? Is it something famous?
Korean cosmetics. Oh, really. Kankosu. My must- have item. What is it? Ah… my beard,
Korean cosmetics. Oh, really. Kankosu. My must- have item. What is it? Ah… my beard,
カンコス。
僕の必需品。
何?
it won’t stick here. It comes off here, because of the beard.
it won’t stick here. It comes off here, because of the beard.
Oh, there are things like that too? If you put this on top… huh? Oh, that’s nice.
Oh, there are things like that too? If you put this on top… huh? Oh, that’s nice.
Does it get rid of your beard?
Does it get rid of your beard?
Where can you buy it? This is from the 100- yen shop. They sell that there.
これ100均。
It really adheres.
It really adheres.
It doesn’t dry out, which is nice. It does not dry out. Yeah, exactly, so…
It doesn’t dry out, which is nice. It does not dry out. Yeah, exactly, so…
the mask. Wow. It doesn’t get all crusty. Oh, that’s great.
the mask. Wow. It doesn’t get all crusty. Oh, that’s great.
This stays all gooey the whole time.
This stays all gooey the whole time.
That paper is really thick. Yeah.
It stays soaking wet for about an hour.
Wow. Sleeping faces are something else, huh.
Wow. Sleeping faces are something else, huh.
Hey, should we take a photo like this?
Did you wipe the lens?
なんか...汚ねえな。
ちょっと待って。
Yeah. Now it’s clean. Say cheese. Who is that?
はい、チーズ。
Who is that? Hey, how often do you use
Who is that? Hey, how often do you use
Who is that? Hey, how often do you use
毎日は、多分肌に負担になるって。
It strains your skin? Wow, that’s amazing, so sturdy. What is this? Toner. This is,
It strains your skin? Wow, that’s amazing, so sturdy. What is this? Toner. This is,
like, a mist.
This, this goes on before that toner, here. A pre- serum? Pre- serum.
A booster. But yeah, it all starts with cleansing. Right. Oh, you brought that too?
A booster. But yeah, it all starts with cleansing. Right. Oh, you brought that too?
A booster. But yeah, it all starts with cleansing. Right. Oh, you brought that too?
Doing a proper cleansing is the most important… I use Majo. Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Doing a proper cleansing is the most important… I use Majo. Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
What is cleansing, anyway? So… do you do it after your bath at night?
What is cleansing, anyway? So… do you do it after your bath at night?
I do it in the bath.
Do you use sunscreen? I don’t put it on. That’s why!
塗ってないよ。
だからだよ!
Why am I getting scolded like this? Sunscreen is essential.
日焼け止めは欠かせない。
There were even people who used to go to tanning salons, up until just recently.
That’s scary. With a mask on, going,“ Stop it, cut it out.” That’s seriously scary.
That’s scary. With a mask on, going,“ Stop it, cut it out.” That’s seriously scary.
Sunscreen is something you put on on rainy days and snowy days too. Whoa.
I’m getting told that too. Hey, I wanted to try this.
I’m getting told that too. Hey, I wanted to try this.
This is that famous one, right? The one from Medicube?
Yeah, that’s right. Oh, that beauty gadget– looking one. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, that’s right. Oh, that beauty gadget– looking one. Yeah, yeah.
A lot of people overseas use this a ton, it’s really famous.
People overseas? Over here? Sorry, sorry, sorry, right.
People overseas? Over here? Sorry, sorry, sorry, right.
You’re the one who’s overseas. I’m the one who’s overseas.
This helps it absorb better, right? Yeah, yeah, that’s right. What’s with that face,
あ、そうそうそう。
何色の顔?何なの?腹立つ、その顔。何?
does your face really become like that? It does? Ah! Hey, hey, hey!
なる?
ああ!
ねえねえねえ!
No way, you’re lying! What is that?!
Wait a sec, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry.
Wait a sec, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry.
Your forehead is really something, huh. Wait a second. Ah!
Because your skin is thin.
Because your skin is thin.
Because your skin is thin.
What is that face?!
Look, look, you’re making the same face, the same face.
That is totally a lie! It’s obviously a lie!
Ah, wow.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Right? Around there is still okay.
でしょ?
そこら辺はまだいける。ここら辺とかは...いける。
Around here… is okay. Try it around here a little. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Slowly.
Yeah, around there, around there.
Yeah, around there, around there.
Yeah, around there, around there.
Ah, this feels kind of gross, gross! Ah, this is kind of amazing, amazing, amazing.
ああ、なんかすごいすごいすごい。
You’re saying something. Oh, true, true, true. Isn’t that crazy, there? No, no.
あ、確かに確かに確かに。
ヤバくない?そこ。
Those eyes are lying, right?
Those eyes are lying, right?
No, no, no.
It is definitely a lie. Lie.
It is definitely a lie. Lie.
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Original transcript (Japanese)
はあ、遅い遅い、みんなほんまに。 遅い! 二人は? 52分以内です。 てか、めちゃくちゃ量あるし。
一応、一応持ってきた。 遅い! 私は40分に来た。 いや、怪しいっすけど。マジで? おっそい!
ありえない。乙女をこんなに待たせるなんて。 寝坊してないから。 普通に10分前集合でしょ? 寝坊してないから。 これ、ほんと、自分もこないだ買ったけどさ、汁が...そう、すごい。
もう体全体に塗っちゃう。 え、それ何?有名なやつなの? 韓国コスメ。 あ、そうなんだ。 カンコス。
僕の必需品。 何? ああ...髭が、ここがつかないのよ。 ここ落ちるやん、髭のせいで。 あ、これ、こういうのもあるの?
これを上からつけたら...え? え、それいいね。 髭がなくなるの? え、どこで買えるの? これ100均。
売ってるんだ。 密着すんの。 乾かないしいいよね。 乾かないの。そうそう、だからさ...これ寝落ちして30分つけててもまだしっとりしてる から、パック。 へえー。
カピカピになんない。 あ、いいじゃん。 これずっとデロデロしてる。 分厚いね、その紙が。 そう。1時間ぐらいビチョビチョなの。
へえー。 寝顔ってすごいね。 え、これで写真撮ろう? レンズ拭いてる?レンズ拭いてない。 なんか...汚ねえな。
ちょっと待って。 うん。綺麗になった。 はい、チーズ。 誰なの? 誰なの?
え、パックってどれぐらいやってる?毎日? 毎日は、多分肌に負担になるって。 え、負担になるの? え、すごいじゃん、丈夫。何これ? 化粧水、これだってミストやん。
これ、これ、その化粧水の前の、ここは。 導入? 導入。ブースター。 やっぱでもさ、クレンジングから始まるわけですよ。 そうですね。あ、それも持ってきてくれたの?
ちゃんとクレンジングをするっていうのが一番の...俺、魔女使ってる。 はいはいはいはい。 クレンジングって何?そのさ...夜にお風呂上がってからやんの? お風呂中にやる。 日焼け止め塗ってる?
塗ってないよ。 だからだよ! なんでそんな怒られんの? 日焼け止めは欠かせない。 なんなら日サロ通うさんとかでいたから、この前まで。
怖っ。 マスクの状態で「やめい、やめれ」、マジ怖いから。 日焼け止めは、雨の日も雪の日も塗るものです。 うわっ。 言われてる、それ俺も。
ね、俺これ試したかってん。これ有名なやつ、これメディキューブのやつやろ? うん、そう。 ああ、美顔器みたいなやつ。 そうそうそう。これ結構だってさ、あの海外の人もめっちゃ使ってるよね、なんか有名なやつ だ。 海外の人?こっち?
ごめんごめんごめん、そっか。海外じゃん、自分。 自分、海外だよ。 これ浸透が良くなるんでしょ? あ、そうそうそう。 何色の顔?何なの?腹立つ、その顔。何?
え、それ本当にその顔になる? なる? ああ! ねえねえねえ! いや、嘘だ!
何それ! ちょっと待って、ごめんごめんごめんごめん。 おでこすごいよね。 ちょっと待って。 ああ!
肌が薄いから。 何その顔! ほらほら、同じ顔してる、同じ顔してる。 絶対嘘!絶対嘘じゃん! ああ、すごい。
はいはいはいはいはいはい。 でしょ? そこら辺はまだいける。ここら辺とかは...いける。 ちょっとここら辺やってみ? はいはいはいはい。
ゆっくり。 そう、その辺、その辺。 ああ、なんか気持ち悪い、気持ち悪い! ああ、なんかすごいすごいすごい。 なんか言ってるやん。
あ、確かに確かに確かに。 ヤバくない?そこ。 嘘嘘。 その目は嘘でしょ? いやいやいや。
絶対嘘じゃん。 嘘。
